The Freaks of MayfairBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The Freaks of Mayfair
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
And so she goes on from height to height. Mr. Whitehand was duly sent
for in the succeeding spring, and sat entranced for a month, as in a
dream of content, in this Valhalla of the gods. But he found he could
not stand much of the rarefied air at a time, and so bought a large
place in the country, where in leather gaiters he feels like an English
squire, and has revolutionized all the sanitary arrangements of the
house. And when Nittie came to London, as she did during the summer, and
screamed a welcome to her darling Sally, her darling Sally was very wise
about it, and instead of kicking her down, which she might easily have
done, she gave her a leg-up by asking her to a particularly dazzling
dinner-party and being quite kind to her. She does not see much of her,
but always treats her with the respect and pity due to a poor relation.
There is no more climbing to be done here, and for a change next autumn
she means to go downstairs to New York and see how they are all getting
on in the kitchen.
CHAPTER TEN
THE SPIRITUAL PASTOR
St. Sebastian’s Church, situated in the centre of Mayfair, is justly
famous for the beauty of its structure, the excellence of its singing,
the splendour of its vestments and the magnificence of its vicar, Mr.
Sandow, who might well be taken, as far as superb physical proportions
go, to be the show-pupil of his hardly less illustrious namesake. He is
‘Hon.’ and ‘Rev.,’ but he prefers his letters to be addressed to him as
‘The Rev. the Hon. J. S. Sandow’ instead of ‘The Hon. the Rev.,’ for, as
he says, the ‘Hon.’ is an accident--not, of course, implying that there
was any irregularity about his birth--and that ‘the Rev.’ is the more
purposeful of his prefixes. To do him justice, he lives up to this fine
pronouncement, and while, if his brother, Lord Shetland, lunches with
him he is regaled with the simplest of family meals, he entertains an
athletic Bishop who is a friend of his with the sumptuousness due from a
Rev. to a Prince of the Church, and takes him down in a motor to Queen’s
Club, where they have a delightful game of racquets together.
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