The Freaks of MayfairBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The Freaks of Mayfair
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
Leonard has now been a full-fledged piping bullfinch for eight years and
has arrived at the age of thirty-four. Since he is not in the least
ashamed of his whole life, there is probably no one in the world who has
less to be ashamed of. Neither the ten commandments, nor the grand text
in Galatians which entails twenty-nine distinct damnations can catch him
tripping. He is uniformly good-natured, he has never set himself to make
his way by telling scandalous stories about other people, he pays his
debts, he is perfectly honest, almost abstemiously sober, and the more
closely you cross-examine him, the more spotlessly free from any sort of
vice does he seem to be. Only, if you stand a little way off, so to
speak, and take a general view of him, he is somehow horrible to look
upon, for it would seem that he has no soul of any kind, either good or
bad. And that, when all is said and done, is a grave defect: there is
nothing there, and it is just that which is the matter with him. All
those delicious dinners feed a non-existent thing; all those nice
clothes clothe it; all his amiable conversation reveals it.
His future is depressing to contemplate, for already he is a man
governed no longer by impulse or reason, but by habit. Habit has become
the dominating influence in his life, and at the age when all men ought
to be learning and possibly preaching, he is only practising his
terrible little doctrine of the piping bullfinch. If he could fall in
love even with a barmaid that would be the best that could happen to his
immortal soul, or if, obeying impulse, he could only develop a craving
for drink or indeed a craving for anything, there would still be some
sign of vitality in the withered kernel of that nut of his spiritual
self which was never cracked. It is always better to go to the good
than to go to the bad, but quite frankly it is better to go to the bad
than to go nowhere at all. But, as it is, it seems as if only the frost
and the fat were going to congeal more closely round his atrophied
heart. He is a prey to that worst craving known to mankind, the craving
for being comfortable. Any disreputable adventure might save him, for it
might teach him that there are such things as desire and longing for no
matter what. Surely to desire fire is better than merely to expect a
hot-water bottle in your bed.
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