The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A NovelYellott, George
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The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A Novel
Yellott, George
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"Why, Mr. Pate," said he, "there will be no duel if Botts does not send
the challenge. Could you not use your influence with him, and induce him
to heap coals of fire on Bragg's head by forgiving the injury?"
"And I promise you," said Belton, "that if the duel does come off, it
shall not have a tragical termination. I will not advise Bragg to fire
in the air; for a friend of mine once did so and shot a boy, who was
perched among the boughs of a cherry-tree, through the calf of the leg.
Since then I have always been opposed to the absurd and dangerous
practice of firing in the air. Seconds, however, can usually prevent
bloodshed, unless their principals are exceedingly savage and
sanguinary. But I think that the suggestion of my friend Seddon is a
good one. You should hurry back, and endeavor to prevent Botts from
sending the challenge."
"I will do so! I will do so! God bless you both!" And with this
benediction Pate hurried away in extreme agitation.
FOOTNOTE:
[1] This happened in Maryland many years ago.
CHAPTER IV.
"Your friend Mr. Pate seems to be a very humane and benevolent man,"
said Seddon, when the peacemaker had taken his departure.
"None more so," said Belton. "Pate is not more remarkable for his
extraordinary genius than for the vast quantity of the milk of human
kindness which he has in his composition. It was the activity and
originality of his mind, controlled by the benevolence of his
disposition, which caused him to become the founder of a secret order,
which will some day make his name illustrious in the annals of the
benefactors of the human race."
"To what order do you allude?"
"To the M. O. O. S. S."
"What do those letters signify?"
"The Mystic Order of Seven Sweethearts."
"The Mystic Order of Seven Sweethearts! Why, Toney, you are joking! Who
ever heard of such an organization?"
"No joke at all. You have heard of the Order of Seven Wise Men, have you
not?"
"Why, yes; but that is an organization founded on principles of
benevolence,--somewhat like the Masons, or Odd-Fellows, I suppose."
"And so is the Mystic Order of Seven Sweethearts. It is founded on
principles of benevolence. Its object is the welfare of woman."
"In what way do they propose to promote so desirable an object?"
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