The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A NovelYellott, George
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The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A Novel
Yellott, George
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"You are to fight with just such weapons as Belton produces on the
ground."
"And not to know what they are to be until I get on the field?"
"Such is the agreement," said the second.
"Wiggins, what sort of terms are these?" exclaimed Botts.
"They were the best I could obtain. My opinion is, that this Captain
Bragg, although he associates with gentlemen, is little better than a
desperado. He has lived among savages the greater part of his life, and,
as I am told, has been boasting of having fought a duel with a
boomerang, or a harpoon, or something of the sort. He is a reckless and
desperate man, and cares not for consequences. Had I not agreed to the
compromise proposed by his second, I am confident that he would have
posted you as a coward."
"These are hard terms," said Botts; "but I suppose they must be
accepted."
"They have been accepted," said Wiggins. "And now I must leave you, Mr.
Botts, for I have an engagement with a fair lady. At an hour before
daybreak I will be at your room; and we will, of course, proceed in
company to the ground."
In the solitude of his chamber, Botts began to give way to gloomy
reflections. It was evident that his antagonist was a most desperate and
determined man. He had lived among savages and cannibals, and the
proposal to fight with broad-axes was ample proof of the barbarity of
his disposition. And Wiggins had consented that Botts should come on the
ground in entire ignorance of the weapons to be used. Could it be
doubted that his adversary would select some barbarous implement of
butchery, familiar to himself but unknown to civilized duelists? When
the challenger took his position, a harpoon or a boomerang might be
thrust into his hand; or Bragg might enter the field armed with a
tomahawk and scalping-knife, and raising the war-whoop. Botts was a
brave man, but he shuddered and shivered as if an icicle had been thrust
down his back. He saw that death was inevitable, and he resolved to die
with decency. Having procured writing materials, he carefully prepared
his last will and testament, and proceeded to execute it with the proper
formalities. He then wrote a number of letters to absent friends,
bidding them a final and affectionate farewell. Those documents he
carefully sealed with black wax, and left lying on his table.
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