The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A NovelYellott, George
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The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A Novel
Yellott, George
Fiction
"So frequently defeated before Justice Johnson, Mr. Pate had many
appeals to the county court. These were usually tried by other attorneys
whom he employed before the cases were called. But he was regular in his
attendance, and each morning, during the terms, might be seen mounted on
his favorite nag, Old Whitey, and traveling towards the metropolis of
the county. Although there were many stables in the town where hay and
oats could be had for hungry horses, he always fastened his steed to a
tree, where the animal remained from nine o'clock in the morning until
late in the afternoon, with nothing to satisfy his natural craving for
food. Thus did the lawyer not only save the expense of provender, but
also of whip and spur, for Whitey was always in a hurry to get home and
enjoy the luxury of the abundant pastures on the farm. The tree which
was thus used as a stable withered and died many years ago, having been
entirely stripped of its bark by the teeth of the hungry horse. Being an
object of great curiosity, it was cut down and manufactured into canes,
which were in great demand and sold at extravagant prices. One of these
walking-sticks was purchased by a gentleman from Louisiana, who carried
it home and presented it to General Taylor; at the same time giving him
a history of the lawyer and his horse. The old hero, who admired
simplicity of character, was much struck with the story, and named his
favorite war-horse Old Whitey. And thus did it happen that the gallant
charger which carried Old Rough and Ready through the glorious battle of
Buena Vista, had the honor of being named after the horse which had so
often carried this distinguished lawyer with all his learning to court."
"Is that all?" said the Professor, as Toney laid aside the manuscript.
"That ends the chapter," said Toney. "And it was more than enough for
Tom Seddon, for he has been asleep for the last fifteen minutes."
"Mr. Seddon," said the Professor, "has probably glided into a condition
of trance, and now has before him a beautiful vision of a bowl of
strawberries and cream. It would not be in accordance with the
principles of genuine philanthropy to awaken him to the unsavory
realities of ordinary existence. Shall we leave him to wander in the
land of Nod, and take a walk through the town?"
"Agreed," said Toney. And, putting on their hats, they left Tom Seddon
snoring on Toney's bed, and proceeded on a promenade.
CHAPTER XXIII.
"That man on the other side of the street looks like one of the
belligerent doctors," said the Professor, as he and Toney stood on the
pavement in front of the hotel.
"It is Doctor Bull, minus his spectacles, and with the addition of a
very black eye," said Toney.
"His vision seems not to be very clear! There! he has stumbled over a
dog, and is indignantly bestowing on the unlucky cur a couple of kicks,"
said the Professor.
"Bull is very near-sighted," said Toney. "He will get along badly
without the aid of his spectacles."
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