As I grew older and more observant, I used to wonder what had induced my
aunt to marry him. Again it was my Grandmother Cardover who told me, “He
spuffled Lavinia into it, my dear.” It seems that he caught her by the
vast commercial and humanitarian possibilities of one of his many plans.
When she awoke to the fact that her husband was not a man, but the
incarnation of perpetual boyhood, she may have been disappointed, but
she did not show it. Like a sensible woman, instead of crying her eyes
out, she set about earning a livelihood. Uncle Obad had one marketable
asset--his religion and the friends he gained by it. She took a decayed
mansion in Charity Grove and established a Christian Boarding House. All
her lodgers were young men, and by that proud subterfuge of poverty they
were known as paying-guests.
The only Christian feature that I can remember about her establishment
was that my uncle said grace before all meals at which the lodgers
were present. At the midday meal, from which they were absent, it was
omitted. The Christian Boarding House idea caught on with provincial
parents whose sons were moving up to the city for the first time; it
seemed to guarantee home morals. The sons soon perceived how matters
stood and buried their agnostic prejudices beneath good feeding.
A general atmosphere of obligation was created by my aunt in her
husband’s favor; she always spoke as though it was very kind of so
public a man as Mr. Spreckles to squander his scanty privacy by letting
paying-guests share his roof. She made such a gallant show with what she
earned that everyone thought her husband had a private fortune, which
enabled him to live in such style and give so much time to charitable
works. She would hint as much in conversing with her friends, and
invariably feigned the greatest pride and contentment in his activities.
Thanks to his spuffling and her courage, there were not five people
outside the family who ever guessed the true circumstances.
But when all is said, the real business of my Uncle Obad’s life was not
philanthropy or running a boardinghouse, but poultry-raising. It was
he who gave me the old white hen, without which I might never have
met Ruthita. My money-making instincts were roused by his talk of the
profits to be derived from eggs. I was enthusiastic to follow in his
footsteps. To this end, at the hour of parting, when I was returning to
Pope Lane, he gave me an ancient white Leghorn. He did not tell me she
was ancient; he recommended her to me as belonging to a strain that
could never get broody.
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