The German Classics of the Nineteenth and Twentieth Centuries, Volume 11: Masterpieces of German Literature Translated Into English
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The German Classics of the Nineteenth and Twentieth Centuries, Volume 11: Masterpieces of German Literature Translated Into English
German literature -- 19th century -- Translations into English; German literature -- 20th century -- Translations into English
That was why Uncle Grünebaum had taken an unusual holiday and stood
at the corner in festive attire, that was why he held his position
in the market-day crowd with an obstinacy that deserved recognition,
that was why he plucked so convulsively at the coat buttons of
those acquaintances who incautiously inquired into the reason of
his unusually elaborate get-up. It was most unwillingly that Master
Grünebaum let go of any of the buttons that he took hold of that day.
His soul was full of the important event. It might be regarded from
almost too many points of view! If what was going on over there in the
school-house should turn out as was expected and desired, whom would
the world have to thank for it? None other than the honorable Master
Grünebaum! When the confused neighbor or acquaintance had finally torn
himself out of Master Grünebaum's grasp, he was far from being clear
for some minutes as to who it was that was being examined by Professor
Fackler, Uncle Grünebaum or Uncle Grünebaum's nephew, Hans Unwirrsch.
At twelve o'clock the examination was to be over and from moment
to moment Uncle Grünebaum's nervous system vibrated more and more
violently. He took off his hat and wiped his forehead with his
handkerchief; he clapped it on again, pushed it back, pushed it
forward, to the right and to the left. He took his long coat-tails
under his arms and dropped them again; he blew his nose so that the
report could be heard three streets off. He began to talk aloud to
himself and gesticulated much at the same time, to the high edification
of all the male and female gapers in the shop doors and behind the
windows nearby. The market-women whose path he had blocked all the
morning, often set down their baskets of eggs and vegetables and their
cans of milk in order to make him budge, at least morally, but he was
deaf to their pointed suggestions. On that day he would have let even a
dog treat him contemptuously.
At a quarter to twelve he drank his sixth glass of bitters in the
nearest grocer's shop and it was high time that he did so, for he felt
so weak on his feet that he was nearly ready to fall. From now on he
held his watch, an heirloom for which a collector of curiosities would
have paid much money, convulsively in his trembling hand and when the
clock of the town church struck twelve he nearly went home and to bed,
"finished and done for."
He drank another glass of bitters; it was the seventh, and together
with the others it had its effect, and its consequences were more
noticeable than those of the previous ones.
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