The Girl on the BoatWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Girl on the Boat
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Children of the rich -- Fiction; Golf stories; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction
She was drooping towards him. Her face was very sweet and tender, her
eyes misty. He slid an arm about her waist. She raised her lips to his.
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Suddenly she drew herself away, a cloud on her face.
“Darling,” she said, “I’ve a confession to make.”
“A confession? You? Nonsense!”
“I can’t get rid of a horrible thought. I was wondering if this will
last.”
“Our love? Don’t be afraid that it will fade ... I mean ... why, it’s
so vast, it’s bound to last ... that is to say, of course it will.”
She traced a pattern on the deck with her shoe.
“I’m afraid of myself. You see, once before—and it was not so very long
ago,—I thought I had met my ideal, but....”
Sam laughed heartily.
“Are you worrying about that absurd business of poor old Eustace
Hignett?”
She started violently.
“You know!”
“Of course! He told me himself.”
“Do you know him? Where did you meet him?”
“I’ve known him all my life. He’s my cousin. As a matter of fact, we
are sharing a state-room on board now.”
“Eustace is on board! Oh, this is awful! What shall I do when I meet
him?”
“Oh, pass it off with a light laugh and a genial quip. Just say: ‘Oh,
here you are!’ or something. You know the sort of thing.”
“It will be terrible.”
“Not a bit of it. Why should you feel embarrassed? He must have
realised by now that you acted in the only possible way. It was absurd
his ever expecting you to marry him. I mean to say, just look at it
dispassionately ... Eustace ... poor old Eustace ... and _you!_ The
Princess and the Swineherd!”
“Does Mr. Hignett keep pigs?” she asked, surprised.
“I mean that poor old Eustace is so far below you, darling, that, with
the most charitable intentions, one can only look on his asking you to
marry him in the light of a record exhibition of pure nerve. A dear,
good fellow, of course, but hopeless where the sterner realities of
life are concerned. A man who can’t even stop a dog-fight! In a world
which is practically one seething mass of fighting dogs, how could you
trust yourself to such a one? Nobody is fonder of Eustace Hignett than
I am, but ... well, I mean to say!”
“I see what you mean. He really wasn’t my ideal.”
“Not by a mile!”
She mused, her chin in her hand.
“Of course, he was quite a dear in a lot of ways.”
“Oh, a splendid chap,” said Sam tolerantly.
“Have you ever heard him sing? I think what first attracted me to him
was his beautiful voice. He really sings extraordinarily well.”
A slight but definite spasm of jealousy afflicted Sam. He had no
objection to praising poor old Eustace within decent limits, but the
conversation seemed to him to be confining itself too exclusively to
one subject.
“Yes?” he said. “Oh yes, I’ve heard him sing. Not lately. He does
drawing-room ballads and all that sort of thing still, I suppose?”
“Have you ever heard him sing ‘My love is like a glowing tulip that in
an old-world garden grows’?”
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