The Girl on the BoatWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Girl on the Boat
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Children of the rich -- Fiction; Golf stories; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction
“Oh, Bream!” said Billie.
“Hello?”
“Do be a pet and go and talk to Jane Hubbard. I’m sure she must be
feeling lonely. I left her all by herself down on the next deck.”
A look of alarm spread itself over Bream’s face.
“Jane Hubbard! Oh, say, have a heart!”
“She’s a very nice girl.”
“She’s so darned dynamic. She looks at you as if you were a giraffe or
something and she would like to take a pot at you with a rifle.”
“Nonsense! Run along. Get her to tell you some of her big-game hunting
experiences. They are most interesting.”
Bream drifted sadly away.
“I don’t blame Miss Hubbard,” said Sam.
“What do you mean?”
“Looking at him as if she wanted to pot at him with a rifle. I should
like to do it myself.”
“Oh, don’t let’s talk about Bream. Read me some Tennyson.”
Sam opened the book very willingly. Infernal Bream Mortimer had
absolutely shot to pieces the spell which had begun to fall on them at
the beginning of their conversation. Only by reading poetry, it seemed
to him, could it be recovered. And when he saw the passage at which the
volume had opened he realised that his luck was in. Good old Tennyson!
He was all right. He had the stuff. You could rely on him every time.
He cleared his throat.
“Oh let the solid ground
Not fail beneath my feet
Before my life has found
What some have found so sweet;
Then let come what come may,
What matter if I go mad,
I shall have had my day.
Let the sweet heavens endure,
Not close and darken above me
Before I am quite quite sure
That there is one to love me....”
This was absolutely topping. It was like diving off a spring-board. He
could see the girl sitting with a soft smile on her face, her eyes, big
and dreamy, gazing out over the sunlit sea. He laid down the book and
took her hand.
“There is something,” he began in a low voice, “which I have been
trying to say ever since we met, something which I think you must have
read in my eyes.”
Her head was bent. She did not withdraw her hand.
“Until this voyage began,” he went on, “I did not know what life meant.
And then I saw you! It was like the gate of heaven opening. You’re the
dearest girl I ever met, and you can bet I’ll never forget....” He
stopped. “I’m not trying to make it rhyme,” he said apologetically.
“Billie, don’t think me silly ... I mean ... if you had the merest
notion, dearest ... I don’t know what’s the matter with me ... Billie,
darling, you are the only girl in the world! I have been looking for
you for years and years and I have found you at last, my soul-mate.
Surely this does not come as a surprise to you? That is, I mean, you
must have seen that I’ve been keen.... There’s that damned Walt Mason
stuff again!” His eyes fell on the volume beside him and he uttered an
exclamation of enlightenment. “It’s those poems!” he cried. “I’ve been
boning them up to such an extent that they’ve got me doing it too. What
I’m trying to say is, Will you marry me?”
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