The Girl on the BoatWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Girl on the Boat
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Children of the rich -- Fiction; Golf stories; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction
It seemed to Sam that his aunt spoke somewhat vehemently, even
snappishly, in correcting what was a perfectly natural mistake. He
could not know that the subject of letting Windles for the summer was
one which had long since begun to infuriate Mrs. Hignett. People had
certainly asked her to let Windles. In fact, people had pestered her.
There was a rich, fat man, an American named Bennett, whom she had met
just before sailing at her brother’s house in London. Invited down to
Windles for the day, Mr. Bennett had fallen in love with the place, and
had begged her to name her own price. Not content with this, he had
pursued her with his pleadings by means of the wireless telegraph while
she was on the ocean, and had not given up the struggle even when she
reached New York. She had not been in America two days when there had
arrived a Mr. Mortimer, bosom friend of Mr. Bennett, carrying on the
matter where the other had left off. For a whole week Mr. Mortimer had
tried to induce her to reconsider her decision, and had only stopped
because he had had to leave for England himself, to join his friend.
And even then the thing had gone on. Indeed, this very morning, among
the letters on Mrs. Hignett’s table, the buff envelope of a cable from
Mr. Bennett had peeped out, nearly spoiling her breakfast. No wonder,
then, that Sam’s allusion to the affair had caused the authoress of
“The Spreading Light” momentarily to lose her customary calm.
“Nothing will induce me ever to let Windles,” she said with finality,
and rose significantly. Sam, perceiving that the audience was at an
end—and glad of it—also got up.
“Well, I think I’ll be going down and seeing about that state-room,” he
said.
“Certainly. I am a little busy just now, preparing notes for my next
lecture.”
“Of course, yes. Mustn’t interrupt you. I suppose you’re having a great
time, gassing away—I mean—well, good-bye!”
“Good-bye!”
Mrs. Hignett, frowning, for the interview had ruffled her and disturbed
that equable frame of mind which is so vital to the preparation of
lectures on Theosophy, sat down at the writing-table and began to go
through the notes which she had made overnight. She had hardly
succeeded in concentrating herself when the door opened to admit the
daughter of Erin once more.
“Ma’am, there was a gentleman.”
“This is intolerable!” cried Mrs. Hignett. “Did you tell him that I was
busy?”
“I did not. I loosed him into the dining-room.”
“Is he a reporter from one of the newspapers?”
“He is not. He has spats and a tall-shaped hat. His name is Bream
Mortimer.”
“Bream Mortimer!”
“Yes, ma’am. He handed me a bit of a kyard, but I dropped it, being
slippy from the dishes.”
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