Springfield (Ill.) -- Fiction; Springfield (Ill.) -- In literature; Utopias in literature
One of the first to join, after our florist friend and the great hostess
of Springfield, is John Fletcher, a Doubter. He is a person in whom we
place much confidence in practical affairs. He is high authority in the
financial circles of Springfield. He is religious, on Sunday only, from
eleven till twelve-thirty, when he sits in his pew. He represents the
present State House view which takes for granted that the fewer ideas
men have the better, if only the crowd in power “get theirs.” The
general assumption is:—politics is business and business is politics and
the only worth while citizens are those that “get the money,” and, of
course, those others who keep it safely and who correctly add the
accounts till the money is wanted. They hate any new current in any
party. And they hate the idea of any clan wanting anything except
established well-dressed bank accounts to rule the city. Children are
sent to universities to polish their manners, but not to bring back any
changed thoughts on these subjects.
The gentleman who incarnates this dream lives in the north, is therefore
a Republican. He is quite sure the Emancipation Proclamation meant that
millionaires are exempt from criticism, except from other millionaires
or their shrewedest lackeys, and that the Emancipation Proclamation was
sent forth into the world to establish more thoroughly the lackey, the
toady, the tuft hunter, the snob, the bootlicker, and the parasite, in
the service of the stupidest holders of money and land. He will defend
this position quite ardently, almost in those terms, and he is quite
sure that anyone who protests against his views is a “red.” And “red,”
“radical,” “anarchist,” and “liberal” are absolutely synonymous,
according to his thinking. He is sure that anyone who does not want to
be a millionaire or serve one well is contemplating arson. He is quite
sure that every large bank account is automatically moral, that every
small one is almost moral, and the one crime is to be without money. He
is quite convinced that Abraham Lincoln died to establish such ideals
more firmly in the Republican Party, and when he is in the South he
maintains that Thomas Jefferson and Andrew Jackson lived and toiled and
suffered to establish them in the Democratic Party, and did it with
eminent success: that all other notions have been recently imported from
the shameful streets of Russia. When he sent his son to college he urged
him to spend money on the conservative professors and their sons and
daughters, and to put the radical professors in bad odor with the “best
fellows,” and get them fired as soon as the trustees would listen to one
so young.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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