When I got back to my woodland hermitage--which I regained, as I had
foreseen I should, without my absence from the house having excited
any comment--I put up, in a little frenzy of mockery, an altar to the
God of Luck. I drew a picture of a clergyman (Mr Pugsley it was meant
for) christening a baby out of a pint pot, and turning to demand of a
villainous old pew-opener (my imaginary presentment of Mother Carey),
who stood beside, the infant’s proposed title. The question, within a
scroll, issued from his lips, and the answer--“Richard Gaskett, godson
of the publican of that name”--from hers. I had bought in Footover, on
my way back, a bottle of gin and one of peppermint essence; and these
I clasped round with a single label bearing the motto “In vino
veritas,” and stood them on a little table underneath the drawing,
which I nailed to the wall. No one but Miss Christmas--barring my
stepfather on a rare occasion--had ever invaded, or was like to
invade, my snuggery; and, if anyone did, I was reckless about
consequences. Then I sat down to consider, over a pipe, my present
position and gains.
These amounted to something at least. The discovery that my mother,
and my mother’s mother (I could hardly bring myself to acknowledge the
old bibulous harpy for my grandmother) had both been on the stage; the
discovery that their name was Carey; the discovery that the elder had
“come into money”--been pensioned off, belike, by Lord Skene--and that
the younger had “found religion” at the hands of Mr Pugsley of the tin
tabernacle--all these little enlightenments and confirmations made a
certain definite “grounding,” on which I might hope to embroider that
web which should catch Lady Skene’s feet tripping. True, the main
object of my venture was not realised. Yet even there Luck was shaping
me out a promise. An usher at the Grammar School!--that villain who
had taken base advantage of a poor ingénue’s warmth over his
reformation! It was as much in reason as anything else. That a
pedagogue _could_ be something less than immaculate, quote Eugene
Aram, not to speak of the Stockwell schoolmaster who chopped up his
wife and put her in a box. But, whether it were a pedagogue or his
pupil, a learned Theban or a scented puppy, I was confident that time,
served by cunning and caution, would betray him to me soon or late. I
had learned much already; and knowledge is always an investment which
pays itself automatically at compound interest.
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