The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
I was not remarkable for my beauty as a young girl, but I am told there
was something very interesting in me; and my manners were so winning,
that I was a general favourite with all, except the servants, who found
me one too many for them.
My maiden name was B--ff--n; and my father, who was a C--l M--rch--nt,
in an extensive way of business, resided in K--nt--sh T--wn, and had
dealings with some of the first families in the neighbourhood. I was
christened Caroline, after my mamma, who was nearly related to the
R--msb--tt--ms, whose noble ancestor, F--tz-R--msb--tt--m, came into
England with the Conqueror, and mamma says his name was once on the Roll
of Battle Abbey. Mr. R--msb--tt--m, who was the uncle of mamma’s first
husband’s brother’s wife, is still possessed of an extensive seat near
C--nt--rbury, remarkable for its antiquity.
My mamma, who was justly proud of the noble blood which flows in the
veins of our family, brought my father considerable property; which,
however, owing to his being of a very generous disposition, he soon ran
through. So that when I was born, he was endeavouring to recruit his
fortune, by carrying on the noble business of a merchant; and was even
then possessed of several fine vessels, which used to come up the
R--g--nt’s Canal, and be moored off the sweet, pretty little wharf of
his, studding its banks.
My education was chiefly superintended by my beloved mamma, who could
not bear to part with her little “duck’s-o’-diamonds,” (as she would
fondly call me,) until I had reached the advanced age of fourteen, when
my papa prevailed upon her to allow him to send me over to a highly
fashionable finishing academy at Boulogne-sur-mer, in _le belle France_,
where I learnt every accomplishment that can adorn a lady. I soon became
such a proficient in the tongue, and acquired so perfect an accent, that
my schoolmistress assured mamma (when she came to fetch me home) that I
could speak it “_tout-à-fait comme une natif_,” (that is, quite like a
native of the country,) and which I have found to be of great service to
me in after-life.
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