The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
When I was about sixteen, my personal charms began to develop
themselves, and having a fine thick head of hair (of a rich, warm
chesnut colour) my mamma would make me wear it in long, beautiful
ringlets; and, indeed, even now my back hair is so long that it reaches
much lower than my waist. My eyes, which were of light hazel, though
small, were considered so full of expression, that they made up in
meaning what they wanted in brilliance; while I was blessed with such a
remarkably fine, clear complexion of my own, and had such an extremely
high colour, (which, indeed, I have retained to this day,) that I have
over and over again been accused of rouging; (both my little girls take
after me in this respect.) I have my papa’s nose, which is a fine Roman,
and my mamma’s mouth and dimple. My greatest drawback, as a young woman,
was my exceedingly bashful and retiring disposition, which used to
flutter me so, that whenever I was spoken to by a stranger, it
invariably threw all the blood in my body into my face; so that I seldom
had a word to say for myself--which failing, indeed, I never have been
able to get over even to this time.
Long before I was twenty-one, my papa had many advantageous offers for
my hand, but he would accept of none of them for me; as he did not then
consider me fit to enter upon the stormy path of matrimonial life, for
my dear, foolish mamma would never allow me to attend to the
housekeeping, from a pardonable pride she felt in her illustrious
descent. So that, as things turned out, perhaps it was better that I did
not get settled until I had nearly attained my twenty-sixth year.
On the 14th of May, 1840, at the ball of the Caledonians, I met my
present husband, Edward Sk--n--st--n, Esquire, who was then a widower
without encumbrance, (although, if there _had_ been any children by his
former wife, I trust I know myself too well to have done other than
treat them as my own flesh and blood.) The poor man was so taken with my
_tout ensemble_ at first sight, that he would scarcely leave me for a
moment throughout the evening, and would insist upon accompanying both
mamma and myself home.
We soon discovered that he was a lawyer, in a very excellent practice;
so that mamma, the next time he called, asked him to stop to dinner with
us, and introduced him to papa, who was very glad to see him. After
dinner, when we had gone to the drawing-room, mamma begged me to sing;
and I obliged him with one of my most admired little French “_Romans_,”
when the poor man seemed quite moved by my strains.
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