The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
Of the imposing marriage ceremony I recollect little or nothing. It was
all a vague, misty dream to me. I was slightly conscious of a ring being
put upon the third finger of my left hand, and of saying, quite
mechanically, in a voice full of emotion, once or twice, “I will,”
though I was so overcome with a sense of the step I was taking, that I
had no knowledge at the time of what I was responding to. Edward, as my
mother afterwards told me, bore it very well, and quite like a man. I
was delighted to learn that he was observed to pay great attention to
the service, and seemed to be fully aware of what he was undertaking, in
so solemn a manner, to do towards me.
When we returned to my papa’s Halls to breakfast, I was a tender and
affectionate wife, so that when old Mr. B--yl--s said, “Mrs.
Sk--n--st--n, will you allow me the pleasure of a glass of wine with
you?” and I remembered that _that_ was now _my_ name, it came upon me as
if some one had just fired a pistol off in my ears.
The breakfast was a sumptuous repast, and included every delicacy of the
season; but I remember, I was so affected, that I could only touch part
of the wing of a chicken, one jelly, some lobster salad, a custard, and
some wedding-cake, which was a very expensive and rich one, being one of
the very best that Partrington could make.
After my papa had proposed “bumpers, and all the honours,” and essayed a
speech, which he could not proceed with for his emotion, poor man--but
which we all knew was intended to call down a blessing on myself, and
(to use his own touching words) “the man who had robbed him of
me”--Edward returned thanks in a beautiful speech, which he had read to
me the day preceding. It was full of lovely quotations from our very
best poets, and was intended to solace my poor papa and mamma for the
loss of me, by assuring them that he would consider nothing on earth too
good for me, and would gladly part with his last sixpence to make me
happy.
Previous to leaving town that afternoon, we had some capital fun with
passing some of my wedding-cake through my ring, for that sweet girl,
Em--ly B--yl--s, and her angelic sister, to sleep upon.
While I changed my bridal robe, I requested my weeping mother to take
care and see that a large piece of my wedding-cake was sent round to
each of the better class of our friends whom we wished to have the
pleasure of visiting, and to whom I had previously addressed cards and
“At-homes” for that day month. And then taking a last fond look at my
papa’s Halls, I was led, blushing, to the carriage by dear Edward, and
we were soon on the road for Brighton, having torn ourselves away from
my affectionate mamma, who gave us her blessing and some sandwiches.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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