The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant. — John Shaqi
The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
I will pass over the happy moments of the first fortnight of my
honeymoon. We took apartments in Rottendean, near Brighton, so that we
might be able to enjoy the beauty and fashion of the town, with all the
quietude of the village. Here it was that Edward cemented the love he
had now built up in my heart, by the present of a work-box, with a
charmingly-done picture of the extremely elegant Pavilion on the lid.
Well do I remember that precious time, when, arm-in-arm, we would
wander, for whole hours together, in our buff slippers, along the golden
sands, talking (alas! blind mortals) of the happiness which we thought
was never to end. All was beautiful and bright, and seemed to us both
like a fairy dream, until the second Saturday after we had been there;
when I received a long letter from my beloved mamma, informing me that
she had not forgotten her dear Caroline; and that at last, after seeing,
she should say, forty servants, she had succeeded in finding the
treasure she had been seeking for me--that she had arranged to give her
£10 a year, and find her own tea and sugar, as she was just the
respectable middle-aged woman that she should like to place with her
pet, and had a ten years’ excellent character from her last situation,
which had been with a clergyman in the country. She was cleanly, even
tempered, an early riser, a good plain cook, and a devout Christian; she
was honest, industrious, and sober; in fact, she had just taken the
pledge--although, indeed, before that, she had always had a natural
aversion to spirits of all kinds--that she had arranged to have the maid
in my house about four days before our leaving Brighton, so that she
might have it all clean, comfortable, and tidy for us against our return
to town; and my dear mamma concluded her affectionate epistle by praying
in her heart that her poor, dear girl might find the woman the
inestimable blessing that she confidently expected and devoutly wished
her to prove to me. (But more of this hereafter.)
I had read my dear mamma’s epistle to my husband, and he remarked that
he was sure it was very kind of her--very kind of her, indeed, he
said--to put herself to so much trouble on our behalf. Though he hurt my
feelings by adding, that he thought it might contribute more to my
happiness hereafter if she were to be restrained from taking quite so
active an interest in our domestic affairs for the future; for, during
all his experience, he had remarked that relations by marriage agreed
much better the less they saw of one another. Not that he wanted
altogether to estrange me from my family--Heaven forbid! he said; but he
wished his darling angel (that is, myself) to undertake the management
of his establishment herself--although he could not help allowing that
my dear mamma was an excellent woman, and meant very well.
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