The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
And when I thought of this, I no longer hesitated, but determined to
publish to the world all my long experience with servants of all kinds,
and countries, and colours, so that I might, as it were, become the
pilot of young wives, to steer their fragile little barks through the
rocks and precipices of domestic life, and prevent their happiness being
wrecked as mine has been--I may say, at my own fire-side--and their
household gods turned neck and crop into the streets, to wander to and
fro, without so much as a place to put their heads in.
But how was all this to be done? Who was to help me in bringing this
charitable work before the world? At length I remembered having bought
some books of a publisher in Fleet-street, who had been, on two or three
occasions, very polite to me. To him I would go in the morning, and get
him to assist me in my noble undertaking. I did so. But the courteous
reader shall learn what transpired in another chapter.
INTRODUCTION II.
HOW I BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THE PUBLISHER OF MY LITTLE BOOK.
“We met: ’twas in a crowd,
And I thought he would shun me!
He came: I could not breathe,
For his eyes were upon me.
He spoke: his words were cold;
And his smile was unalter’d.”
“WE MET.”--HAYNES BAYLY.
The next morning, as soon as ever breakfast was over, and Edward had
gone down to his office in L--nc--n’s I--n, I retired from the public
sitting-room, to my _private_ bed room; and as it was a fine morning,
and would be the first time that I had ever spoken to Mr. B----e on
business, I thought it would be better to put on my best bonnet (a black
velvet one, with a black bird of Paradise in it,) which I had worn as
yet only on Sundays, at church; and having done so, I made the best of
my way towards Fleet-street.
When I reached the door of the shop, I really had scarcely courage to
turn the handle; I had often heard of the nervousness of Genius, but
never before had experienced the feeling myself. I’m sure, I felt as if
my heart were in my mouth; and anybody that had wished, might have
knocked me down with a feather. So, to bring myself round, I looked at
some of the sweet, pretty engravings in the front of the shop; and
having just passed my handkerchief over my face, and arranged my bonnet
and hair as well as I could, in the plate-glass windows, I at last
summoned up strength to enter.
Standing by the fire, in the shop, was a good-looking young man, of a
dark complexion, and dressed in a tail-coat, who advanced towards me as
I entered. “Mr. B----e, I presume,” I said, addressing him, with an
amiable smile.
“In the next room, if you please, ma’m,” he replied, in a tone of
becoming diffidence.
“Thank you,” I replied, with a lady-like curtsey, and immediately
stepped into the room alluded to.
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