The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant. — John Shaqi
The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
He was engaged in packing some elegantly bound books, and was a tall,
thin, young man, in a surtout, with not much colour in his face, which
was, nevertheless, full of meaning. As soon as I had caught his
eye--(which was a black one,)--I said, in a graceful manner, “I believe
I have the pleasure of addressing Mr. B----e.”
“In the next room, if you please, ma’m,” he replied, with charming
respect.
“You are extremely good,” I answered, curtseying, as before; and passing
on into the adjoining apartment, which was a counting-house. There I
observed a young man, with a Grecian nose, and grey Irish eyes, and a
buff kerseymere waistcoat, seated at a desk, very busy.
“Mr. B----e, if I’m not mistaken?” I asked, in an attractive, bland
voice.
He looked up, and answered, evidently moved by my manner, “That is Mr.
B----e, ma’m;” and he pointed to a gentleman, of prepossessing
exterior, who was seated on the opposite side of the desk, with his
thoughts evidently wrapt up in a brown paper parcel (probably the
manuscript of some popular author) he was undoing.
I advanced towards him, and found him to be a man, looking very young
considering all he must have upon his shoulders. As he walked across the
room to meet me, he appeared to run about upon five feet and
three-quarters, being neither tall nor short. He has got my eldest
girl’s hair, and my second boy’s eyes, (the one being gold-coloured, and
the other blue). He was dressed in an invisible green surtout, with a
black velvet collar, and seems to be naturally of a retiring
disposition, like myself: and, as far as I can judge, from appearances,
I should think he has a very fine constitution of his own. I do not know
whether he is a family man, but I must say, that he certainly does
appear to be a gentleman of very good breeding. And, though his
diffidence makes his manner, at first, appear grave, still he seems to
be naturally of a cheerful disposition; for, do what he could, it was
impossible for him to prevent his inward man from peeping out of his
expressive eyes.
“Mr. B----e, I presume,” I first began, in my quiet, lady-like way.
“Yes, ma’m,” he answered, with a bland smile; “will you take a chair, by
the fire?”
“Thank you; you are very kind,” I answered, arranging my dress as I sat
down. As he said nothing further, and evidently expected me to open the
business, I at length, after a short pause, summoned courage to break
the ice, and remarked--“It is a very fine day, Mr. B----e.”
Mr. B----e was of the same opinion, and replied--“It is, ma’m, very
fine.”
There was another pause, which made me feel (to use an expressive figure
of speech) far from at-home, and wholly drove out of my mind the
charming little address that, on my road, I had arranged, as an elegant
introduction to the business.
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