The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant. — John Shaqi
The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
General
The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
her out of the house as quick as he could, saying, that if she did not
keep a sharp look out, she would find some fine morning, that, like her
cat, she wasn’t born to be drowned.
Indeed, I was not sorry that we got rid of her on the spot, for Norah
was coming in the evening, only I couldn’t, for the life of me, all that
day, get over the idea of Edward (a lawyer too!) being silly enough to
let the deceitful creature go off with one of our best glass
cloths--though I made up my mind to put it down in the housekeeping next
week, and make him give me the money for a new one, if I died for it.
CHAPTER VI.
WHICH TREATS OF MY IRISH SERVANT NORAH CONNOR, AND OF THE FEARS I
REALLY HAD FOR MY LIFE WHILST SHE WAS WITH ME.
“My heart’s with my Norah, for she is my treasure,
And, sleeping or waking--in sunshine or shade--
From morning till nightfall--from nightfall till morning--
I think of my Norah--my own Irish maid.”
“MY HEART’S WITH MY NORAH.”
Edward put the cat into his blue bag, and took it down to his chambers
with him that morning, all along with his law papers, (a dirty man.)
When I asked him if he hadn’t better take them out and put them in his
pockets, as Tom might go digging his claws into them, he told me they
were only two or three rough bills of costs for his clients, and Tom’s
claws couldn’t possibly hurt them; for as he hadn’t settled the things
yet, it was no matter how much he stuck it into them. Then the stupid
man giggled like a ninny, although, as I told him, I couldn’t see
anything to giggle at, and that if in the end he found his bills of
costs ripped up, that he’d laugh on the other side of his mouth, I’d be
bound. So off he went with his cat, like another Whittington, to catch
the Waterloo omnibus.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account