The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant. — John Shaqi
The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
To say the truth, I was quite delighted when I saw my dear husband clear
out of the house with that odious Tom in his hand; for really our
household expenses had been so heavy for the last two or three weeks,
that I hadn’t been able to get even so much as a bit of riband out of
the money that Edward allowed me to keep the house with. And upon my
word, what with my husband’s being so dreadfully close-fisted as he
was--and Mrs. Burgess’s not being able to keep her fingers off
anything--and that Tom’s love of clawing hold of whatever he came near,
I declare I had been so dreadfully pinched of late, that I positively
didn’t know which way to turn, and it made me so uneasy that I couldn’t
rest in my bed. Besides, to be tied down to a penny as I was, was such
an uncomfortable position for a body to be in, that I felt it was high
time for me to get up and look about me; and I even began to have
serious thoughts of keeping all the kitchen stuff to myself, for I was
sure that our maid must get at least a new silk bonnet every year out of
our dripping pan--and that too, when I would willingly have given my own
head for it. Moreover, dear mother had advised me always to keep a sharp
eye fixed on our grease-pot; for if I didn’t, I should find that every
bit of candle I had in the house would run away as fast as if there was
a thief in it, as the maids would take very good care that I hadn’t any
“dips” of a morning in my candle box, and that my “compositions” would
never be more than five and six in the pound.
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