The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant. — John Shaqi
The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
But what pleased me more than all the rest put together indeed, was Mr.
Sk--n--st--n’s disgraceful conduct about the business. For when I had
finished getting the house to rights--and he couldn’t help noticing how
different I had got it to look from the shameful state it was in under
Mrs. Burgess’s hands--my husband, in his blessed ignorance, supposed it
to be all Miss Norah Connor’s doing; and he even carried it so far as to
say to my very face he hoped that now I had got a good servant, I should
know how to treat her, and not go disgusting her with the place by
working the girl off her legs, as I seemed to have been doing. Of course
I told him it was like his impudence, indeed, and that I had no patience
with him, for though he was my husband he was no better than a child;
and I asked him, how on earth he could ever be such a stupid as to fancy
that the improved appearance of the house was all owing to Norah, and
how much work he thought _she_ would have done if _I_ had not always
been looking after her; for didn’t he know, that the mice would play if
the cat was away. I told him moreover I was sorry to see that he was
very ready to compliment _Norah_, though he never thought it worth his
while to trouble his head for an instant about the labour and fatigue
_I_ had gone through, in being obliged to keep dancing all the day long
at the girl’s heels, as I had done. And I wound up by requesting him
just for one moment to consider in his own mind what he thought would
become of the sailors and the ship, if the pilot didn’t look alive, and
neglected to put his best leg foremost for an instant.
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