The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant. — John Shaqi
The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
But still, on second thoughts, I could hardly be angry with the poor
man, for, of course, what could _he_ be expected to know about the
plague and worry attendant upon servants. And the more I turned what he
said over in my own mind, the more convinced I felt that he was in the
wrong and that I was in the right; for, Norah Connor being a new broom,
it was only natural that she should sweep clean. Seeing, however, what
the woman was capable of getting through, and that she was never happy
unless she was doing something, it did seem to me to be quite a sin and
a wicked waste of money to go putting out our washing every week as we
did--especially as our garden would make such a sweet pretty
drying-ground for the things; and the prices I had been giving for
Edward’s shirts (4_d._ each), really did appear to me to be so
extravagant. Besides, it is such a dreadful feeling, when you are
conscious that you’re paying through the nose for things; and it seems
to be so unreasonable for people to make you do so, that it’s quite
wonderful to me how they can ever take the money from you in such a way.
So, when I came to reflect upon it, I was astonished how I could have
been such a stupid as to have gone putting out our washing as I had
done, ever since we had been married; and I lost no time in telling
Norah that I had forgotten to mention, at the time of engaging her, that
we always did our washing at home.
I was quite delighted to see how readily the worthy, industrious
creature consented to serve me. As a slight stimulus to further
exertions, I told her that I should allow her a pint of beer extra on
washing-days, which she seemed to be very grateful for; and I was glad
to find that a poor ignorant woman like her was not insensible to my
kindness. When it was all settled, I really felt quite happy at having
done my duty to dear Edward, for I knew that we were not in a position
of life that would warrant our going and flinging our money in the
gutter; and that, as his wife, I was bound to save every sixpence of his
that I could--especially as, by so doing, I should be able to get a few
little odd things for myself out of the housekeeping without bothering
him about them.
But though Norah Connor went on very well just at first, still, after a
time, she got so frightfully familiar and presuming, that really the
woman used to speak to me as if I was her equal; nor could I for the
life of me get her to pay me the respect that I felt was due to me.
Now, for instance, I remember, one morning, about two months before
little Annie was born, I rang the parlour bell, and when the woman came
into the room, I said, in a quiet voice, “I want a glass of water to
drink, Norah.”
“You want to drink a glass of wather?” she replied. “Well, I’ve no
objection. Drink away, darlin’!!
“Then,” I continued, blandly, “I should feel obliged if you would be so
good as to let me have one directly.”
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