The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of PeaceBacheller, Irving
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The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of Peace
Bacheller, Irving
United States -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction
“That's good,” said he, when I read it to him; and added, proudly, with
his finger on the unfinished line, “Wages, thirty dollars a month.”
I did as he wished.
“Now go on,” he suggested. “Throw in a big word once in a while.”
“Aren't you going to say anything about love?” I asked. “A little poem
might please her.”
“Go light on that,” he answered, doubtfully. “She's respectable.”
It is a trait of the common clay of which Sam was made to consider love
a thing to be reluctantly, if ever, confessed. When the grand passion
showed itself in his conduct it was greeted with jeers and rude
laughter. It became, therefore, a hidden, timid thing.
“Nonsense!” I exclaimed; “she can't be more respectable than love and
poetry. If you love her you ought not to be ashamed of it.”
“Well, throw in a little if you think best,” he yielded, “but do it
careful.”
So the letter continued:
Lately I've been saving my money. Perhaps you can guess why. I want a
home and some one to help me make it happy, and I believe I've found
her. She is good and beautiful, and all that a woman should be. Do you
want to know who it is? Well, that's a secret. She's a lady, and that's
all I will tell you now. Fannie, you're a friend of mine, and I need
your advice. I am a little frightened and don't know just what to say to
her, and you could make it easy for me if you would. Please let me know
when I can see you.
Sam shook his head and laughed and exclaimed, “That's business!”
“No, it's love,” I objected.
“Well, it ain't foolish or unproper, an' it sounds kind o' comical.
She'll want to know all about it. Put in that I'm goin' to take a farm
an' be my own boss, an' have as good a horse an' buggy as any one. That
makes it kind o' temptin'.”
I did as he wished.
“Now say, 'Yours truly, with respect,'” said he, and so my task was
ended.
Three days later he came to me in high spirits, with a letter in his
hand.
“I'm goin' to see Fannie to-morrow,” he said, in a whisper. “If Sam
Whittemore can do anything for you, I want to know it.”
His opportunity came that evening. I was doing my chores in the barn.
Suddenly Sam burst upon me.
“They're after you!” he whispered.
“Who?” I asked.
“Two men in a buggy--they've heard you were here.”
I had told him of my trouble, and now it threatened to engulf me. Would
I give myself up and go home with the officers? I could not bear the
thought of going home like a felon. It would kill my mother. This all
flashed through my brain in a jiffy, while the dusk air seemed to be
full of chains and handcuffs. I started to climb a ladder.
“No use,” said he, as he picked up an empty sack. “They know you're
here. Get into this sack.”
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