The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of PeaceBacheller, Irving
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The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of Peace
Bacheller, Irving
United States -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction
A wagon stood on the barn floor loaded with potatoes, in big sacks.
Sam was holding the empty sack. I stepped into it and sat with my chin
between my knees while he stuffed a bundle of straw all around me.
Then he cut two holes near the top of the sack, to give me air and an
outlook, tied it above my head, and flung me on the load of potatoes. It
was all done in the shake of a lamb's tail, as they used to say.
“The old man is going to drive to Sackett's Harbor to-night with these
potatoes,” he whispered. “You go on to Summerville; I'll meet you there
to-morrow.”
Then he left me, and I lay quietly on the load.
“He isn't in there,” I heard him say, on his way to the house.
Well, they did some searching and tramping about for the next half-hour
or so. By-and-by they put the team on the wagon-pole, and we began our
journey--the potatoes and I. They nudged me while the wagon rattled over
stones in the stable-yard, as if they wished me to move along; but
we came soon to smoother going. Darkness had fallen, and through the
peep-holes in my sack I could see moonlight and a small section of the
Milky Way. My discomfort set me to work planning relief. I drew the new
jack-knife, which I had bought in my one day of plenty, and cut two long
slits in the bottom of the sack and gave my feet their freedom. With my
legs protruding a sense of the dearness of life returned to me. Two more
slits in the sack enabled me to put my arms out and to move freely on
the load. I lay quietly for an hour or so, and then thought I would try
sitting up. So I rose and adjusted my peep-holes and stared about me. My
employer sat on one end of the seat, singing. Soon I could hear only the
creak of the whiffletrees and the rattle of the wheels. The reins, which
were looped over a shoulder, fell limp, and he began to snore.
I could hear the distant roar of a railroad train. It was coming nearer,
and where was the crossing? A sense of prudence caused me to climb to
the seat and take the reins. I did this gently, and without waking him.
I had a fear of falling in with more officers, and kept my sack on me
and listened for teams. If I should hear one coming I would resume
my place on the load, and draw in my legs and arms like a turtle.
Completely taken up with my plans and perils, it never occurred to me
that I was one of the most uncanny creatures that ever went abroad in
the night. Suddenly I heard a swift movement beside me, and turned
my head. My companion had awakened, and was crowding as far away as
possible, his mouth and eyes wide open.
He gave a great gasp, and, before I could find words to calm him,
shouted: “Land! What's this?” and leaped from the wagon. It was a
wonder--the swiftness of him.
“Don't be afraid!” I called, as I checked the horses. “It's I--Cricket
Heron. I got away in a potato-sack and came on the load.”
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