The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of PeaceBacheller, Irving
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The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of Peace
Bacheller, Irving
United States -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction
He stood a moment looking up at me, and gasping for breath. “Cricket
Heron!” he exclaimed, presently, and stood gazing up at me in silence
for half a moment, and supporting himself on a front wheel.
“Say, boy,” said he, in a voice that betrayed his agitation, “excuse me,
but you'll have to find other company. You've wore me out.”
He paused half a moment for breath, and went on:
“When a sack o' potatoes sets down beside ye an' opens conversation,
it's a little more than I can stan'.” He resumed his seat and took a
look at me, and added, with a laugh, “You'd scare the devil.”
In a few words I told my story, and he seemed to believe and to pity me.
He put a few queries, and I answered freely.
“You better go home an' tell the truth about it,” he said, as he hurried
the horses. “The only thing I don't like about you is your runnin' away.
God hates a coward, an' He don't seem to care if a coward suffers. Take
that thing off. Be a man; don't be a sack o' potatoes. You'd cheat the
man that bought ye for two bushels o' potatoes. They're worth more than
a coward.”
He untied the string above my head, and I took off the sack. The lights
of the village were just ahead. He drove to a store whose proprietor was
awaiting him. There he paid me the sum of six dollars for my work, and I
left him and went to a small inn.
So ended the adventure of the potato-sack. It taught me that a man is
never so good as the thing he tries to be, whether it is a hero or a
sack of potatoes.
ADVENTURE VIII.--IN WHICH CRICKET MEETS THE COLONEL AND THE YOUNG MISS
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LAY until after midnight groping in the mine of thought which Mr. Baker
had laid open. It was a new kind of exercise, and, for one thing, after
digging in my conceit awhile, I found a brain. It was not a large find,
but there are some, surely, who go through life without as good luck. It
was the most impudent brain I ever knew.
“You're a fool and a coward,” it seemed to say to me. “What are you
going to do?”
“Look for employment,” I suggested.
“That's what I'm doing, and you're the only one in the world who can
give it. Try me.” And I did--thought it all over, and began to make
rules for the regulation of my conduct. Thereafter I would be brave; no
more skulking for me.
I was up at daybreak with a new tone in my voice. That morning I spent
half of my money for a new flannel shirt and some fresh underwear. I
felt very brave and careless when I started for Summerville with the
village behind me. It was a walk of seven miles, and nothing happened
except Sam, who had driven over in a buggy and come down the road to
meet me. He was dressed up, and had a dreamy eye and a red face. “What
luck?” I queried.
“Ain't seen her yet,” he said. “Get in here. I'm so scairt I'm all of a
tremble. You got through all right?”
“Yes.”
“So the old man said. Thought he'd die laughin' 'bout the potato-sack.”
“He cured me of being a coward.”
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