The Happy Hypocrite: A Fairy Tale for Tired MenBeerbohm, Max, Sir
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The Happy Hypocrite: A Fairy Tale for Tired Men
Beerbohm, Max, Sir
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction; Love stories; Masks -- Fiction
"He has always worn twelve new masks every year, inasmuch as no mask can
endure for many nights the near brightness of his face, before which
even a mask of the best and purest silver soon tarnishes and wears away.
Centuries ago, Vulcan tired of making so very many masks. And so Apollo
sent Mercury down to Athens, to the shop of Phoron, a Phoenician
mask-maker of great skill. Phoron made Apollo's masks for many years,
and every month Mercury came to his shop for a new one. When Phoron
died, another artist was chosen, and, when _he_ died, another, and so on
through all the ages of the world. Conceive, my Lord, my pride and
pleasure when Mercury flew into my shop, one night last year, and made
me Apollo's warrant-holder. It is the highest privilege that any
mask-maker can desire. And when I die," said Mr. Aeneas, with some
emotion, "Mercury will confer my post upon another."
"And do they pay you for your labour?" Lord George asked.
Mr. Aeneas drew himself up to his full height, such as it was. "In
Olympus, my Lord," he said, "they have no currency. For any mask-maker,
so high a privilege is its own reward. Yet the sun-god is generous. He
shines more brightly into my shop than into any other. Nor does he
suffer his rays to melt any waxen mask made by me, until its wearer doff
it and it be done with."
At this moment Julius came in with the Ripsby mask. "I must ask your
Lordship's pardon, for having kept you so long," pleaded Mr. Aeneas.
"But I have a large store of old masks and they are imperfectly
catalogued."
It certainly was a beautiful mask, with its smooth pink cheeks and
devotional brows. It was made of the finest wax. Lord George took it
gingerly in his hands and tried it on his face. It fitted _à merveille_.
"Is the expression exactly as your Lordship would wish?" asked Mr.
Aeneas.
Lord George laid it on the table and studied it intently. "I wish it
were more as a perfect mirror of true love," he said at length. "It is
too calm, too contemplative."
"Easily remedied!" said Mr. Aeneas. Selecting a fine pencil, he deftly
drew the eyebrows closer to each other. With a brush steeped in some
scarlet pigment, he put a fuller curve upon the lips. And behold! it
was the mask of a saint who loves dearly. Lord George's heart throbbed
with pleasure.
"And for how long does your Lordship wish to wear it?" asked Mr. Aeneas.
"I must wear it until I die," replied Lord George.
"Kindly be seated then, I pray," rejoined the little man. "For I must
apply the mask with great care. Julius, you will assist me!"
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