The Happy Hypocrite: A Fairy Tale for Tired MenBeerbohm, Max, Sir
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The Happy Hypocrite: A Fairy Tale for Tired Men
Beerbohm, Max, Sir
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction; Love stories; Masks -- Fiction
So, while Julius heated the inner side of the waxen mask over a little
lamp, Mr. Aeneas stood over Lord George gently smearing his features
with some sweet-scented pomade. Then he took the mask and powdered its
inner side, quite soft and warm now, with a fluffy puff. "Keep quite
still, for one instant," he said, and clapped the mask firmly on his
Lordship's upturned face. So soon as he was sure of its perfect
adhesion, he took from his assistant's hand a silver file and a little
wooden spatula, with which he proceeded to pare down the edge of the
mask, where it joined the neck and ears. At length, all traces of the
"join" were obliterated. It remained only to arrange the curls of the
lordly wig over the waxen brow.
The disguise was done. When Lord George looked through the eyelets of
his mask into the mirror that was placed in his hand, he saw a face that
was saintly, itself a mirror of true love. How wonderful it was! He felt
his past was a dream. He felt he was a new man indeed. His voice went
strangely through the mask's parted lips, as he thanked Mr. Aeneas.
"Proud to have served your Lordship," said that little worthy, pocketing
his fee of fifty guineas, while he bowed his customer out.
When he reached the street, Lord George nearly uttered a curse through
those sainted lips of his. For there, right in his way, stood La
Gambogi, with a small pink parasol. She laid her hand upon his sleeve
and called him softly by his name. He passed her by without a word.
Again she confronted him.
"I cannot let go so handsome a lover," she laughed, "even though he
spurn me! Do not spurn me, George. Give me your posy of wild flowers.
Why, you never looked so lovingly at me in all your life!"
"Madam," said Lord George, sternly, "I have not the honour to know you."
And he passed on.
The lady gazed after her lost lover with the blackest hatred in her
eyes. Presently she beckoned across the road to a certain spy.
And the spy followed him.
III
Lord George, greatly agitated, had turned into Piccadilly. It was
horrible to have met this garish embodiment of his past on the very
threshold of his fair future. The mask-maker's elevating talk about the
gods, followed by the initiative ceremony of his saintly mask, had
driven all discordant memories from his love-thoughts of Jenny Mere. And
then to be met by La Gambogi! It might be that, after his stern words,
she would not seek to cross his path again. Surely she would not seek to
mar his sacred love. Yet, he knew her dark Italian nature, her passion
of revenge. What was the line in Virgil? _Spretaeque_--something. Who
knew but that somehow, sooner or later, she might come between him and
his love?
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