The Happy Hypocrite: A Fairy Tale for Tired MenBeerbohm, Max, Sir
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The Happy Hypocrite: A Fairy Tale for Tired Men
Beerbohm, Max, Sir
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction; Love stories; Masks -- Fiction
"'Tis a poor life here for me," the old man answered. "No folk come to
the wood, except little children, now and again, to play, or lovers like
you. But they seldom notice me. And in winter I am alone with Jack
Frost! Old men love merrier company than that. Oh! I shall die in the
snow with my faggots on my back. A poor life here!"
"I will give you gold for your cottage and whatever is in it, and then
you can go and live happily in the town," Lord George said. And he took
from his coat a note for two hundred guineas, and held it across the
palings.
"Lovers are poor foolish derry-docks," the old man muttered. "But I
thank you kindly, Sir. This little sum will keep me cosy, as long as I
last. Come into the cottage as soon as can be. It's a lonely place and
does my heart good to depart from it."
"We are going to be married this afternoon, in the town," said Lord
George. "We will come straight back to our home."
"May you be happy!" replied the woodman. "You'll find me gone when you
come."
And the lovers thanked him and went their way.
"Are you very rich?" Jenny asked. "Ought you to have bought the cottage
for that great price?"
"Would you love me as much if I were quite poor, little Jenny?" he asked
her after a pause.
"I did not know you were rich when I saw you across the stream," she
said.
And in his heart Lord George made a good resolve. He would put away from
him all his worldly possessions. All the money that he had won at the
clubs, fairly or foully, all that hideous accretion of gold guineas, he
would distribute among the comrades he had impoverished. As he walked,
with the sweet and trustful girl at his side, the vague record of his
infamy assailed him, and a look of pain shot behind his smooth mask. He
would atone. He would shun no sacrifice that might cleanse his soul. All
his fortune he would put from him. Follard Chase he would give back to
Sir Follard. He would sell his house in St. James's Square. He would
keep some little part of his patrimony, enough for him in the wood with
Jenny, but no more.
"I shall be quite poor, Jenny!" he said.
And they talked of the things that lovers love to talk of, how happy
they would be together and how economical. As they were passing
Herbert's pastry shop, which as my little readers know, still stands in
Kensington, Jenny looked up rather wistfully into her lover's ascetic
face.
"Should you think me greedy," she asked him, "if I wanted a bun? They
have beautiful buns here!"
Buns! The simple word started latent memories of his childhood. Jenny
was only a child after all. Buns! He had forgotten what they were like.
And as they looked at the piles of variegated cakes in the window, he
said to her, "Which are buns, Jenny? I should like to have one, too."
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