The Happy Hypocrite: A Fairy Tale for Tired MenBeerbohm, Max, Sir
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The Happy Hypocrite: A Fairy Tale for Tired Men
Beerbohm, Max, Sir
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction; Love stories; Masks -- Fiction
"But I can laugh, though I love you. I do not understand." And she
wondered. He took her hand in his and stroked it gently, wishing it were
possible to smile. Some day, perhaps, she would tire of this monotonous
gravity, this rigid sweetness. It was not strange that she should long
for a little facial expression. They sat silently.
"Jenny, what is it?" he whispered suddenly. For Jenny, with wide-open
eyes, was gazing over his head, across the lawn. "Why do you look
frightened?"
"There is a strange woman smiling at me across the palings," she said.
"I do not know her."
Her husband's heart sank. Somehow, he dared not turn his head to the
intruder.
"She is nodding to me," said Jenny. "I think she is foreign, for she has
an evil face."
"Do not notice her," he whispered. "Does she look evil?"
"Very evil and very dark. She has a pink parasol. Her teeth are like
ivory."
"Do not notice her. Think! It is the mensiversary of our wedding,
dear!"
"I wish she would not smile at me. Her eyes are like bright blots of
ink."
"Let us eat our beautiful buns!"
"Oh, she is coming in!" George heard the latch of the gate jar. "Forbid
her to come in!" whispered Jenny, "I am afraid!" He heard the jar of
heels on the gravel path. Yet he dared not turn. Only he clasped Jenny's
hand more tightly, as he waited for the voice. It was La Gambogi's.
"Pray, pray, pardon me! I could not mistake the back of so old a
friend."
With the courage of despair, George turned and faced the woman.
"Even," she smiled, "though his face has changed marvellously."
"Madam," he said, rising to his full height and stepping between her and
his bride, "begone, I command you, from this garden. I do not see what
good is to be served by the renewal of our acquaintance."
"Acquaintance!" murmured La Gambogi, with an arch of her beetle-brows.
"Surely we were friends, rather, nor is my esteem for you so dead that I
would crave estrangement."
"Madam," rejoined Lord George, with a tremor in his voice, "you see me
happy, living very peacefully with my bride----"
"To whom, I beseech you, old friend, present me."
"I would not," he said hotly, "desecrate her sweet name by speaking it
with so infamous a name as yours."
"Your choler hurts me, old friend," said La Gambogi, sinking composedly
upon the garden-seat and smoothing the silk of her skirts.
"Jenny," said George, "then do you retire, pending this lady's
departure, to the cottage." But Jenny clung to his arm. "I were less
frightened at your side," she whispered. "Do not send me away!"
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