The Happy Hypocrite: A Fairy Tale for Tired MenBeerbohm, Max, Sir
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The Happy Hypocrite: A Fairy Tale for Tired Men
Beerbohm, Max, Sir
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction; Love stories; Masks -- Fiction
"Suffer her pretty presence," said La Gambogi. "Indeed I am come this
long way from the heart of the town, that I may see her, no less than
you, George. My wish is only to befriend her. Why should she not set you
a mannerly example, giving me welcome? Come and sit by me, little bride,
for I have things to tell you. Though you reject my friendship, give me,
at least, the slight courtesy of audience. I will not detain you
overlong, will be gone very soon. Are you expecting guests, George? _On
dirait une masque champêtre!_" She eyed the couple critically. "Your
wife's mask," she said, "is even better than yours."
"What does she mean?" whispered Jenny. "Oh, send her away!"
"Serpent," was all George could say, "crawl from our Eden, ere you
poison with your venom its fairest denizen."
La Gambogi rose. "Even _my_ pride," she cried passionately, "knows
certain bounds. I have been forbearing, but even in _my_ zeal for
friendship I will not be called 'serpent.' I will indeed be gone from
this rude place. Yet, ere I go, there is a boon I will deign to beg.
Show me, oh, show me but once again, the dear face I have so often
caressed, the lips that were dear to me!"
George started back.
"What does she mean?" whispered Jenny.
"In memory of our old friendship," continued La Gambogi, "grant me this
piteous favour. Show me your own face but for one instant, and I vow
that I will never again remind you that I live. Intercede for me, little
bride. Bid him unmask for me. You have more authority over him than I.
Doff his mask with your own uxorious fingers."
"What does she mean?" was the refrain of poor Jenny.
"If," said George, gazing sternly at his traitress, "you do not go now,
of your own will, I must drive you, man though I am, violently from the
garden."
"Doff your mask and I am gone."
George made a step of menace towards her.
"False saint!" she shrieked, "then _I_ will unmask you."
Like a panther she sprang upon him and clawed at his waxen cheeks. Jenny
fell back, mute with terror. Vainly did George try to free himself from
his assailant, who writhed round and round him, clawing, clawing at what
Jenny fancied to be his face. With a wild cry, Jenny fell upon the
furious creature and tried, with all her childish strength, to release
her dear one. The combatives swayed to and fro, a revulsive trinity.
There was a loud pop, as though some great cork had been withdrawn, and
La Gambogi recoiled. She had torn away the mask. It lay before her upon
the lawn, upturned to the sky.
George stood motionless. La Gambogi stared up into his face, and her
dark flush died swiftly away. For there, staring back at her, was the
man she had unmasked, but lo! his face was even as his mask had been.
Line for line, feature for feature, it was the same. 'Twas a saint's
face.
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