The Happy WarriorHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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The Happy Warrior
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction
For the new Lady Burdon had been wrong in estimating any humour in the
grimace with which he had looked at her after turning away, while she
told him he must _buck up_.
CHAPTER IV
A FORETASTE OF THE PEERAGE
I
A worrying morning foreshadowed--or might have foreshadowed--to Egbert
Hunt the strain and distress of the afternoon whose effect upon him we
have seen. Normally his master was closeted in the study with the
three young men who read with him for University examinations; his
mistress engaged first in her household duties, then in her customary
run on her bicycle before lunch; shopping, taking some flowers to the
cottage hospital, exchanging the magazines for which her circle
subscribed. These occupations of master and mistress enabled Egbert to
evade with nice calculation the tasks that fell to him. This morning
the household, as he expressed it, was "all of a boilin' jump," whereby
he was vastly incommoded, being much harried. The three young men
thoughtfully denied themselves the intellectual delights of their usual
labours with Mr. Letham. "Lucky dawgs," said Egbert bitterly, hiding
in the bathroom and watching them from the window meet down the road,
confer, laugh, and skim off on their bicycles; his mistress--writing
letters, talking excitedly with her husband--did everything except
settle to any particular task. The result was to keep Egbert
ceaselessly upon "the 'op," and he resented it utterly.
II
With the afternoon the visitors; the satisfying at last of the
excitement that had thrilled Miller's Field to the marrow since the
newspapers were opened.
A little difficult, the good ladies thought it, to know exactly what to
say.
Some, on greeting Mrs. Letham, boldly plumped: "My dear, I _do_
congratulate you!" At the other extreme of tact in grasping a novel
situation, those who cleverly began, "My dear, I saw it in the 'Morning
Post'!" a wary opening that enabled one to model sentiments on the lead
given in reply.
"My dear, I _do_ congratulate you!" "My dear, I saw it in the 'Morning
Post'!" and "Ho, _do_ yer, thenk yer!" from bone-tired Egbert,
mimicking as he closed the door behind the one; and "Ho, _did_ yer,
boil yer!" closing it behind the other.
Between these forms, then, or with slight variations upon them, fell
all the salutations but that of Mrs. Savile-Phillips who, arriving
late, treading on Egbert's foot in her impressive halt on the
threshold, called in her dashing way across the crowded drawing-room,
"And where is Lady Burdon?"
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