The Hastings Road and the "Happy Springs of Tunbridge" — John Shaqi
The Hastings Road and the "Happy Springs of Tunbridge"Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
History
The Hastings Road and the "Happy Springs of Tunbridge"
Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
England -- Description and travel; England -- Social life and customs; Hastings Road
D—n his eyes, whoever tries
To rob a poor man of his beer,
in effect says the working man of the Corbett Estate, and, to show his
independence on those occasions when he journeys a weariful distance
across the boundary of this drinkless district in order to get his
supper beer, takes more than he ordinarily would, returning home a
discredit to the good people who want to dragoon him into an avoidance
of Bung and all his vats, in preparation for their new Heaven and new
Earth.
The net result, and one wholly unlooked for, is that this prohibition
policy has practically conferred an immense endowment upon the inns
of Rushey Green, which, once modest enough, have blossomed forth as
immense public-houses, doing a roaring trade with the unregenerate.
The road, coming to South End, comes really and truly to the end of
London and its suburbs, and is at present prettily rural. Only those
who know the district well are aware that, a short way off to the
right hand, there is a little Erebus at Bell Green, where the gasworks
are. If our old vituperative Cobbett were back again, taking his rural
rides, I have no doubt he would call the place Hell Green, and he would
not be altogether unjustified in doing so. But for my own part, I
prefer to dwell rather upon South End, and feel inclined to curse the
exploratory activity that led me to discover that awful place at the
back of the road; so abject, so unutterably vile.
South End owes much—almost everything, in fact—to the beneficent
Ravensbourne, which flows beside the road, and long ago was enlarged
into a lake at this point. It is a pretty lake, the prettier because
unexpected, and there are those who actually fish in it; not for the
lordly salmon, nor even for grayling or dace. No, it is rather the
humble “tiddler” who makes sport for the small boy with a twig, a
piece of cotton and a pickle-bottle; and I declare that no fisherman
in india-rubber waders, up to his thighs in the middle of a stream
and at grips with a salmon, experiences a wilder ardour than that of
these sportsmen of the neighbouring streets. I feel sorry, however, for
the tiddlers, thus slain in their thousands. They do not long survive
the water of the pickle-bottle, and presently, giving up the ghost,
collapse and develop those extraordinary spikinesses which, I suppose,
give them their proper name of “sticklebacks.”
VII
It is a long, long rise from South End to Bromley, which stands among
the breezy heights near Keston and Hayes. Half way up it there are
still traces of the deep dingle that gave the spot the name “Holloway,”
by which it was known to the road-books of the coaching age.
[Illustration: ENTRANCE TO THE WIDOWS’ COLLEGE.]
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account