The Head of the House of CoombeBurnett, Frances Hodgson
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The Head of the House of Coombe
Burnett, Frances Hodgson
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Things are always becoming to me,” she said quite simply. “But often I
stick a few pins into a dress to tuck it up here and there, or if I
give a hat a poke somewhere to make it crooked, they are much more
becoming. People are always asking me how I do it but I don’t know how.
I bought a hat from Cerise last week and I gave it two little thumps
with my fist—one in the crown and one in the brim and they made it
wonderful. The maid of the most grand kind of person tried to find out
from my maid where I bought it. I wouldn’t let her tell of course.”
She created fashions and was imitated as was the Head of the House of
Coombe but she was enraptured by the fact and the entire power of such
gray matter as was held by her small brain cells was concentrated upon
her desire to evolve new fantasies and amazements for her world.
Before he had been married for a year there began to creep into the
mind of Bob Gareth-Lawless a fearsome doubt remotely hinting that she
might end by becoming an awful bore in the course of time—particularly
if she also ended by being less pretty. She chattered so incessantly
about nothing and was such an empty-headed, extravagant little fool in
her insistence on clothes—clothes—clothes—as if they were the breath of
life. After watching her for about two hours one morning as she sat
before her mirror directing her maid to arrange and re-arrange her hair
in different styles—in delicate puffs and curls and straying rings—soft
bands and loops—in braids and coils—he broke forth into an uneasy short
laugh and expressed himself—though she did not know he was expressing
himself and would not have understood him if she had.
“If you have a soul—and I’m not at all certain you have—” he said,
“it’s divided into a dressmaker’s and a hairdresser’s and a milliner’s
shop. It’s full of tumbled piles of hats and frocks and diamond combs.
It’s an awful mess, Feather.”
“I hope it’s a shoe shop and a jeweller’s as well,” she laughed quite
gaily. “And a lace-maker’s. I need every one of them.”
“It’s a rag shop,” he said. “It has nothing but _chiffons_ in it.”
“If ever I _do_ think of souls I think of them as silly gauzy things
floating about like little balloons,” was her cheerful response.
“That’s an idea,” he answered with a rather louder laugh. “Yours might
be made of pink and blue gauze spangled with those things you call
_paillettes_.”
The fancy attracted her.
“If I had one like that”—with a pleased creative air, “it would look
rather ducky floating from my shoulder—or even my hat—or my hair in the
evenings, just held by a tiny sparkling chain fastened with a diamond
pin—and with lovely little pink and blue streamers.” With the touch of
genius she had at once relegated it to its place in the scheme of her
universe. And Robert laughed even louder than before.
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