The Heart Line: A Drama of San FranciscoBurgess, Gelett
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The Heart Line: A Drama of San Francisco
Burgess, Gelett
Bohemianism -- Fiction; Fortune-tellers -- Fiction; San Francisco (Calif.) -- Fiction
"You seem to be doin’ a pretty good business," he remarked, dropping his
ashes carelessly upon the floor.
"So-so," Madam Spoll answered. "If things go well we hope to get a new
hall up on Post Street, but there ain’t nothing in tests. Straight
clairvoyance is the future of _this_ business. Of course, we have to
give cheap circles to draw the crowd, but it’s a lot of bother and
expense and it does tire me all out. Then there’s always the trouble
from the newspapers likely to come up."
"Pshaw! I wouldn’t mind gettin’ into the newspapers occasionally, it’s
good advertisin’. The more you’re exposed the better you get along, I
believe."
"’Lay low and set on your eggs’ is my motto," said the Madam. "I don’t
like too much talk. I prefer to work in the dark—there’s more money in
it in the long run. I don’t care if I only have a few customers; if
they’re good and easy I can make all I want."
"What do you bother with sealed messages for, Gert?" Professor Vixley
asked.
"Oh, I got to fix a lot of skeptics to-night. I can usually open the
ballots right on the table easy enough behind the flowers, but I want to
read a few sealed messages besides. It may help along with Payson,
too." She took up an envelope numbered "275." It was saturated with
alcohol. She held it to the light, and squinting at the transparent
paper, she read: "’When is Susie coming home?’ Now, ain’t that a fool
question? I’ll take a rise out of _her_, see if I don’t! That’s that
woman who got into trouble in that poisoning case."
"Say, the alcohol trick’s a pretty good stunt when you get a chance to
use it! But I don’t have time for it in my business."
"Yes, it’s easy enough if you use good, grain alcohol, but I wish I had
an egg-tester. They save a lot of time, and you can read through four
or five thicknesses of paper with ’em. Spoll, he has plenty of chance
to hold out the ballots and bring ’em in to me; his coming and going
ain’t noticed, because he has to fetch ’em up to the table, anyway. By
the time I go on, all the smell’s faded out. If it ain’t, my
handkerchief is so full of perfumery that you can’t notice anything
else. I’m going to fit up my table with one o’ them glass plates with
an electric flash-light underneath that I can turn on with a switch.
You can read right through the envelope then. But I don’t often consent
to tests like that. It deteriorates your powers. And my regular
customers are usually contented to send their ballots up open and glad
of the chance to get an answer. _They_ don’t want to give the spirits
no trouble! Lord, I wish I had the power I had when I begun." She
smiled pleasantly at her companion.
"I see old Mrs. Purinton on the front row as I come in," Vixley
observed, shifting his cigar labially from one corner of his mouth to
the other.
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