The Heart Line: A Drama of San FranciscoBurgess, Gelett
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The Heart Line: A Drama of San Francisco
Burgess, Gelett
Bohemianism -- Fiction; Fortune-tellers -- Fiction; San Francisco (Calif.) -- Fiction
"Say, there’s a grafter for fair!" she exclaimed. "She’s been coming
here to the publics for two years and never once has she gave me a
private setting. That’s what I call close. She’s as near as matches!
And always the same old song—little Willie’s croup or when’s Henry going
to write, and woozly rubbish like that. I got a good mind to hand her a
dig. I could make a laughing-stock out of her, and scare her away easy.
Folks do like a laugh at a public séance; you know that, Professor."
"Sure! It don’t do no harm as long as you hit the right one."
"Oh, I ain’t out for nothing but paper-sports and grafters. I know a
good thing when I see it. I hope there’ll be something doing worth
while in this Payson business. He may show up to-night. Lulu claims
she conned him good."
"I hope I’ll have a slice off him," said Professor Vixley, his beady,
black eyes shining. "We got to get up a new game for him before we pass
him down the line."
"Oh, if anybody can I guess we can; there’s more’n one way to kill a
cat, besides a-kissing of it to death."
"Yes, smotherin’ it in hot air, for instance!" Vixley grinned.
"They’s one thing I wish," said Madam Spoll, "and that is that we had a
regular blue-book like they have in the East. Why, they tell me there’s
six thousand names printed for Boston alone. If we had some way of
getting a lead with this Payson it would be lots easier. But I expect
the San Francisco mediums will get better organized some day and
coöperate more shipshape."
Here Mr. Spoll entered, a tall, thin, bony, wild-eyed individual with a
rolling pompadour of red hair, his face spattered with freckles. He
walked on tiptoe, as if at a funeral, bowed to the Professor, coughed
into his hand, and took up the letters Madam Spoll had been
investigating, putting down some new ones.
"Oh, here’s that ’S.F.B.’ that Ringa told me about," she said, glancing
at an envelope. "Is Ringa come in yet?"
"I ain’t seen him; but it’s early," said Spoll. "He’ll show up all
right. I’ll send him right in."
"Is Mr. Perry in front?"
"You bet!" Spoll was still tiptoeing about the room on some mysterious
errand. "Perry ain’t likely to lose a chance to make a dollar, not
him!"
"He’s a good one!" Madam Spoll smiled at the Professor. "I don’t
hardly know what I’d do without him. I can always depend upon him to
make good. He ain’t too willing, and sometimes, I declare, he almost
fools me, even. I’ve known him to stand up and denounce me something
fierce, especially when there was newspaper men in the audience, and
then just gradually calm down and admit everything I wanted him to. He
looks the part, too. Why, I sent him round to Mrs. Stepson’s circle one
night, when she first come to town, and she was fooled good. I’ve seen
him cry at a materializing séance so hard it would almost break your
heart."
"Does he play spook?"
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