He spoke quickly, fearing a full biography of the fair stranger by whose
beauty Mr. Gumberg set so much store.
'They succeed, and yet they fail,' continued the old man, ignoring the
interruption. 'They aim--it's odd they should do so--at being as like
one another as peas in a pod. Our beauties don't give each other room.
Ah! you should have seen, George, the women of my youth. The plain ones
kept their places--and very good places they were, too--but the others!
Now scarce a week goes by but some kind lady comes to me with, "Oh, Mr.
Gumberg, I'm going to bring you the new beauty. I'm sure you will be
charmed!" But I've given up expecting anything out of the common. When I
was a young man a new beauty was something to look at: she had hair,
teeth, eyes--not always _mind_, I grant you: but she was there to be
looked at, not talked at! I'm told that now a pretty woman hasn't a
chance unless she's clever. And that's the mischief, for the clever ones
can always make us believe that they're the pretty ones, too. Give me
the yellow-haired, pink-cheeked kind, out of which one could shake the
sawdust, eh?' Then he sighed a little ghostly sigh, and added: 'Yes, her
name's Penelope, of course--I was going to tell you so--but she's
Perdita, too, obviously.'
'And has there been a Florizel?' Downing's question challenged a reply,
and Mr. Gumberg looked at him inquiringly as well as thoughtfully, as he
answered in rather a softer tone:
'God bless my soul, no! That's to say, a dozen, more or less! But I
don't see, and I doubt if Perdita sees, a Prince Charming among 'em. As
for Robinson, poor fellow!'--Mr. Gumberg hesitated; words sometimes
failed him, but never for long--'all I can say is he was the first of
those I was the first to dub the Sisyphians. I used to feel quite
honoured when he came to breakfast. People enjoyed meeting him. I never
could see why; but you know how they all--especially the women--run
after any man that is extraordinarily ordinary. Melancthon Wesley
Robinson--what a handicap, eh? And yet I'm bound to say one felt
inclined to forgive him even his name, even his good looks, even his
marriage to Penelope Wantley, for he had the supreme and now rare charm
of youth. You had it once, George; that was why we were all so fond of
you.'
Mr. Gumberg got up from his chair, pushed the rug off his shrunken legs,
and slowly walked round the room till he reached one of the two
cupboards which filled up the recess on either side of the fireplace.
From its depths he brought out a small portfolio. Downing had started
up, but his host motioned him back to his seat with a certain
irritation, and then, as he made his way again to his own blue leather
armchair, he went on:
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