Human-alien encounters -- Fiction; Life on other planets -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
Blunt smiled smugly. He began his recital. He was walking along the
street and he met this gorgeous creature. A full description followed
(broken by the arrival of the Colonel and two paragraphs of the DECLINE
AND FALL) making it clear that this was the dish of dishes, the most
beautiful of the beautiful, the most charming, and the most intelligent.
She allowed herself to be addressed in Blunt’s few words of Engrahamic
and, smiling ever patiently, sat with him for several hours. Their talk
took place in a secluded bower, in one of the many parks. She was
agreeable and charmed and promised to see him again. He even managed,
through terrific feats of pantomime, to impress on her the need of
secrecy in future meetings.
"That was all?" someone said, when he finished.
"For the first meeting, I think I did wonders," said Blunt. "After all,
sex hasn’t been known here since a time corresponding to our Stone Age."
Later, when the nightly poker game was beginning, Willy Lanham said,
"Why didn’t you just make a grab for her?"
"That’s the hill-billy approach," Blunt said disdainfully. "These girls
are civilized—very, very civilized. It’s important not to shock them."
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Blunt’s next gambit was to set about learning the language. For this he
went not to Flandeau, who best knew it, but to Ankers, who was a pure
scientist in every sense of the word, and not so likely to suspect his
motives. The girl proved very cultured. She took him to art galleries,
to symphonies, and mountain climbing, for scrambling up and down the
glassy hills was a favorite Engrahamic sport. As he advanced in the
language, he learned that her name was Catataphinaria, which meant "she
will attain relative wisdom". He found that she worked for the Eleven
who, while not rulers, offered general suggestions which the populace
more or less followed.
Although his slow progress inevitably bored the crew, still, it offered
that one precious ray of hope, and they became so tractable that even
the Doctors noticed it. They laid it to the secret ingredient that Dr.
Frank had introduced into the drinking water.
The summer wore on, becoming hotter each day. By the end of the second
month of his courtship, Blunt began to speak to her of love.
She laughed. She said that she had little curiosity on the subject,
although it was now and then mentioned by the students of antiquity.
Assured that it was pleasurable, she said that she heard that barbarians
also enjoyed murdering people and making them butts of jokes.
Willy Lanham said, "Don’t listen to what a girl _says_. Just make a grab
for her."
This suggestion was laughed to scorn.
Weeks passed, the summer began to wane. Tempers again began to shorten.
Flandeau said to Frank, "The men are worse again."
"Yes, perhaps we should increase the dosage."
The fruits for the Joy-Juicer grew thin on the silvery bushes, and men
ranged far and wide, putting in supplies for the winter.
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