Human-alien encounters -- Fiction; Life on other planets -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
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One night, when Blunt had won at poker, all the men lay in their bunks,
too dispirited to drink, to shoot craps, almost too miserable even for
speech. Blunt again began talking of Catataphinaria. Drowsily Lanham
said, "I think you’re going at it the wrong way, Dick. Try some real
rough stuff. You know—kiss her. She might like it."
Before Blunt could defend his strategy, Kosalowsky sat up in his bunk.
"Yes, for cripes sake," he said, "Move in for the kill. Or shut up about
it. You’re driving us all nuts."
"Would you like to try?" Blunt suggested softly.
"Sure I’ll try," Kosalowsky said. He turned on the light over his bunk.
"Give me a crack at her. I could have managed it weeks ago. All you’ve
done is talk to the quail."
"Yah, Dick, maybe you’re using the wrong approach on this one,"
O’Connors suggested.
"It’s the damn places you take her," Kosalowsky said. "Art galleries.
Anybody ever seduce a girl in an art gallery? Symphonies. Popping around
in her damn Hop-Hop. Can’t you ever get her alone?"
"She lives with ten other girls," Blunt said sulkily. "They’re all home
all the time."
"Well, bring her here, then," Pane suggested. "We’ll all take a powder."
"Where?"
There was no answer. They could not all, by day, desert the ship, and it
was getting too chilly for the crew to hide in adjacent shrubbery. "We
could put up a wall," Pane said suddenly, "between the bunks and the
bar."
"With what?"
"I know," Banks said eagerly, "where there’s a whole pile of stuff. It’s
nice thin metal, just lying there getting rusty."
"I think you’re premature—"
"Premature!" Kosalowsky shouted. "Six months you’ve been chasing this
tomato. You call that premature?"
"Only four by Engrahamic time," Blunt said, insulted.
"Listen," Kosalowsky said, "that wall goes up tomorrow. And you’re
smuggling her in tomorrow night. Or else," he said, glaring at Blunt,
"after that it’s every man for himself. Check?"
Blunt, only slightly seen in the light from Kosalowsky’s bunk, was white
with rage. "All right, guys," he said stonily. "I’ve been trying to do
right by this frail. Nothing abrupt or hillbilly. Nothing to hurt her
delicate feelings or her fine mind. But if this is how you want
it—Okay!"
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The next day the wall went up.
Hardly a word was said as it was hammered in place. Once up, the place
was G. I.’d thoroughly. The ash trays were washed, the floor vacuumed,
and the lights adjusted to achieve the most tellingly seductive effect.
Blunt went out at two, thin-lipped and silent.
"The jerk," Kosalowsky said, "I think he’s a lot of hot air. That’s what
_I_ think."
The Colonel came in at nightfall and asked about the wall. They told him
that it was to cut off the recreation section from the sleeping
quarters, for the protection of those who wanted more sleep to prepare
for the grueling winter watches.
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