The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel JackDefoe, Daniel
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The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel Jack
Defoe, Daniel
Adventure stories, English; England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Picaresque fiction
As young as I was, I was now sensible what a fool I was before, that I
could not think of ways to keep my money, but I must come thus far to
throw it into a hole where I could not reach it. Well, I thrust my hand
quite up to my elbow, but no bottom was to be found, or any end of the
hole or cavity. I got a stick of the tree, and thrust it in a great
way, but all was one. Then I cried, nay, roared out, I was in such a
passion. Then I got down the tree again, then up again, and thrust in
my hand again till I scratched my arm and made it bleed, and cried all
the while most violently. Then I began to think I had not so much as a
halfpenny of it left for a halfpenny roll, and I was hungry, and then I
cried again. Then I came away in despair, crying and roaring like a
little boy that had been whipped; then I went back again to the tree,
and up the tree again, and thus I did several times. The last time I
had gotten up the tree I happened to come down not on the same side
that I went up and came down before, but on the other side of the tree,
and on the side of the bank also; and, behold, the tree had a great
open place in the side of it close to the ground, as old hollow trees
often have; and looking into the open place, to my inexpressible joy,
there lay my money and my linen rag, all wrapped up just as I had put
it into the hole; for the tree being hollow all the way up, there had
been some moss or light stuff, which I had not judgment enough to know
was not firm, and had given way when it came to drop out of my hand,
and so it had slipped quite down at once.
I was but a child, and I rejoiced like a child, for I halloed quite out
loud when I saw it; then I ran to it, and snatched it up, hugged and
kissed the dirty rag a hundred times; then danced and jumped about, ran
from one end of the field to the other, and, in short, I knew not what;
much less do I know now what I did, though I shall never forget the
thing, either what a sinking grief it was to my heart when I thought I
had lost it, or what a flood of joy overwhelmed me when I had got it
again.
While I was in the first transport of my joy, as I have said, I ran
about, and knew not what I did; but when that was over I sat down,
opened the foul clout the money was in, looked at it, told it, found it
was all there, and then I fell a-crying as savourly as I did before,
when I thought I had lost it.
It would tire the reader should I dwell on all the little boyish tricks
that I played in the ecstasy of my joy and satisfaction when I had
found my money; so I break off here. Joy is as extravagant as grief,
and since I have been a man I have often thought, that had such a thing
befallen a man, so to have lost all he had, and not have a bit of bread
to eat, and then so strangely to find it again, after having given it
so effectually over—I say, had it been so with a man, it might have
hazarded his using some violence upon himself.
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