The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel JackDefoe, Daniel
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The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel Jack
Defoe, Daniel
Adventure stories, English; England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Picaresque fiction
Well, I came away with my money, and having taken sixpence out of it,
before I made it up again I went to a chandler’s shop in Mile End and
bought a halfpenny roll and a halfpenny worth of cheese, and sat down
at the door after I bought it, and ate it very heartily, and begged
some beer to drink with it, which the good woman gave me very freely.
Away I went then for the town, to see if I could find any of my
companions, and resolved I would try no more hollow trees for my
treasure. As I came along Whitechapel I came by a broker’s shop over
against the church, where they sold old clothes, for I had nothing on
but the worst of rags; so I stopped at the shop, and stood looking at
the clothes which hung at the door.
“Well, young gentleman,” says a man that stood at the door, “you look
wishfully. Do you see any thing you like, and will your pocket compass
a good coat now, for you look as if you belonged to the ragged
regiment?” I was affronted at the fellow. “What’s that to you,” says I,
“how ragged I am? If I had seen anything I liked, I have money to pay
for it; but I can go where I shan’t be huffed at for looking.”
While I said thus pretty boldly to the fellow comes a woman out. “What
ails you,” says she to the man, “to bully away our customers so? A poor
boy’s money is as good as my Lord Mayor’s. If poor people did not buy
old clothes, what would become of our business?” And then turning to
me, “Come hither, child,” says she; “if thou hast a mind to anything I
have, you shan’t be hectored by him. The boy is a pretty boy, I assure
you,” says she to another woman that was by this time come to her.
“Ay,” says the t’other, “so he is, a very well-looking child, if he was
clean and well dressed, and may be as good a gentleman’s son, for
anything we know, as any of those that are well dressed. Come, my
dear,” says she, “tell me what is it you would have.” She pleased me
mightily to hear her talk of my being a gentleman’s son, and it brought
former things to my mind; but when she talked of my being not clean and
in rags, then I cried.
She pressed me to tell her if I saw anything that I wanted. I told her
no, all the clothes I saw there were too big for me. “Come, child,”
says she, “I have two things here that will fit you, and I am sure you
want them both; that is, first, a little hat, and there,” says she
(tossing it to me), “I’ll give you that for nothing. And here is a good
warm pair of breeches; I dare say,” says she, “they will fit you, and
they are very tight and good; and,” says she, “if you should ever come
to have so much money that you don’t know what to do with it, here are
excellent good pockets,” says she, “and a little fob to put your gold
in, or your watch in, when you get it.”
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