The History of Miss Betsy ThoughtlessHaywood, Eliza Fowler
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The History of Miss Betsy Thoughtless
Haywood, Eliza Fowler
Abused wives -- Fiction; Bildungsromans; Didactic fiction; England -- Fiction; Married women -- Fiction
O, if any part of my impatient fires, by secret sympathy, should
happily have reached your breast, never was there a pair so
transcendently blest as we should be! The thought is rapture!
Extasy too big for words--too mighty for description! And I must,
therefore, for a few hours, defer any farther endeavours to
convince you; till when I remain, absorbed in the delightful image,
dear quintessence of joy, your most devoted, most obsequious, and
most adoring vassal,
F. FINEER.'
In spite of the serious humour Miss Betsy was in, she could not read
this without bursting into a violent fit of laughter; but soon composing
herself, 'If I had not seen the author of this epistle,' said she to
Mrs. Modely, 'I should have thought it had been sent me by some
school-boy, and was the first essay of describing a passion he had heard
talked of, and was ambitious of being supposed capable of feeling. But,
sure,' continued she, 'the man must be either mad, or most impudently
vain, to write to me as if he imagined I was in love with him, and would
have him on his first putting the question to me.'
'Ah, my dear Madam!' said Mrs. Modely, 'do you consider that a young
gentleman of ten thousand a year in possession, as much more in
reversion, and the expectation of a coronet, is not apt to think he may
have any body?'--'If he does, he may find himself mistaken,' replied
Miss Betsy haughtily; and then in the same breath softening her voice,
'But are you sure,' cried she, 'that he has so much?'--'Sure, Madam!'
said Mrs. Modely, 'Aye, as sure that I am alive! I have heard it from
twenty people. They say he has a house in the country as big as a town,
and above fifty servants in it; though he is but just come to London,
and has not had time to settle his equipage as yet: but he has bespoke
the finest coach, and the genteelest chariot, you ever saw; all in a new
taste, and perfectly French; they are quite finished, all but the
painting, and that only waits till he knows whether he may quarter your
arms or not.'
'Bless me!' cried Miss Betsy, 'does he think to gain me in the time of
painting a coach?'--'Nay, I don't know,' answered Mrs. Modely; 'but I
think such an offer is not to be trifled with. He is violently in love
with you, that is certain: he does not desire a penny of your fortune,
and will settle upon you, notwithstanding, his whole estate, if you
require it.'
Miss Betsy made no answer, but paused for a considerable time, and
seemed, as it were, in a profound reverie. At last, coming out of it,
'He is for doing things in such a hurry,' said she; 'I have seen him no
more than once, and scarce know what sort of a person he is: how, then,
can I tell you whether I ever shall be able to bring myself to like him
or not?'
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