The Carpenters will to the _Axe_, The Colliers will dine at the _Sacke_, Your Fruterer he to the _Cherry-Tree_, Good fellowes no liquor will lacke. The Goldsmith will to the _Three Cups_, For money they hold it as drosse; Your Puritan to the _Pewter Canne_, And your Papists to the _Crosse_. The Weavers will dine at the _Shuttle_, The Glovers will unto the _Glove_, The Maydens all to the _Mayden Head_, And true Louers unto the _Doue_. The Sadlers will dine at the _Saddle_, The Painters will to the _Greene Dragon_, The Dutchmen will go to the _Froe_,[22] Where each man will drinke his Flagon. The Chandlers will dine at the _Skales_, The Salters at the signe of the _Bagge_; The Porters take pain at the _Labour in Vaine_, And the Horse-Courser to the _White Nagge_. Thus every Man in his humour, That comes from the North or the South, But he that has no money in his purse, May dine at the signe of the _Mouth_. The Swaggerers will dine at the _Fencers_, But those that have lost their wits: With _Bedlam Tom_ let that be their home, And the _Drumme_ the Drummers best fits. The Cheter will dine at the _Checker_, The Picke-pockets in a blind alehouse, Tel on and tride then up Holborne they ride, And they there end at the Gallowes.” Thomas Heywood introduced a similar song in his “Rape of Lucrece.” This, the first of the kind we have met with, is in all probability the original, unless the ballad be a reprint from an older one; but the term Puritan used in it, seems to fix its date to the seventeenth century. “THE Gintry to the _Kings Head_, The Nobles to the _Crown_, The Knights unto the _Golden Fleece_, And to the _Plough_ the Clowne. The Churchmen to the _Mitre_, The Shepheard to the _Star_, The Gardener hies him to the _Rose_, To the _Drum_ the Man of War. The Huntsmen to the _White Hart_, To the _Ship_ the Merchants goe, But you that doe the Muses love, The sign called _River Po_. The Banquerout to the _World’s End_, The Fool to the _Fortune_ his, Unto the _Mouth_ the Oyster-wife, The Fiddler to the _Pie_. The Punk unto the _Cockatrice_,[23] The Drunkard to the _Vine_, The Begger to the _Bush_, there meet, And with Duke Humphrey dine.”[24]