English fiction -- 20th century; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
By the time our match was finished Simpson's little footwear trouble
was over and he was organizing a grand three-legged race.
"I think they are all enjoying it," said Dahlia.
"They love it," I said; "Thomas is perfectly happy making rounders."
"But I meant the children. Don't you think they love it too? The
babies seem so happy with Myra. I suppose she's telling them
stories."
"I think so. She's got rather a good one about a bee. Oh, yes,
they're happy enough with her."
"I hope they all had enough to eat at tea."
"Allowing for a little natural shyness I think they did well. And I
didn't spill anything. Altogether it has been rather a success."
Dahlia stood looking down at the children, young and old, playing in
the field beneath her, and gave a sigh of happiness.
"Now," she said, "I feel the house is REALLY warm."
IV.--A WORD IN SEASON
"Archie," said Blair, "what's that big empty room above the
billiard-room for?"
"That," said Archie, "is where we hide the corpses of our guests. I
sleep with the key under my pillow."
"This is rather sudden," I said. "I'm not at all sure that I should
have come if I had known that."
"Don't frighten them, dear; tell them the truth."
"Well, the truth is," said Archie, "that there was some idea of a
little play-acting there occasionally. Hence the curtain-rod, the
emergency exit and other devices."
"Then why haven't we done any? We came down here to open your house
for you, and then you go and lock up the most important room of all,
and sleep with the key under your pillow."
"It's too hot. But we'll do a little charade to-night if you
like--just to air the place."
"Hooray," said Myra, "I know a lovely word."
Myra's little word was in two syllables and required three
performers. Archie and I were kindly included in her company.
Simpson threatened to follow with something immense and archaic, and
Thomas also had something rather good up his sleeve, but I am not
going to bother you with these. One word will be enough for you.
FIRST SCENE
"Oh, good-morning," said Myra. She had added a hat and a sunshade to
her evening-frock, and was supported by me in a gentleman's
lounge-coat and boater for Henley wear.
"Good-morning, mum," said Archie, hitching up his apron and
spreading his hands on the table in front of him.
"I just want this ribbon matched, please."
"Certainly, mum. Won't your little boy--I beg pardon, the old
gentleman, take a seat too? What colour did you want the ribbon,
mum?"
"The same colour as this," I said. "Idiot."
"Your grandfather is in a bit of a draught, I'm afraid, mum. It
always stimulates the flow of language. My grandfather was just the
same. I'm afraid, mum, we haven't any ribbon as you might say the
SAME colour as this."
"If it's very near it will do."
"Now what colour would you call that?" wondered Archie, with his
head on one side. "Kind of puce-like, I should put it at.
Puce-magenta, as we say in the trade. No; we're right out of puce-
magenta."
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