English fiction -- 20th century; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
Everybody who came to see us had to be shown the flame-flower.
Visitors were conducted to the apple tree in solemn procession, and
presented. They peered over the fence and said, "A-ah!" just as if
they knew all about it. Perhaps some of them did. Perhaps some of
them had tried to grow it in their own gardens.
As November came on and the air grew cold, the question whether the
flame-flower should winter abroad became insistent. After much
thought it was moved to the shrubbery on the southern side of the
house, where it leant against a laburnum until April. With the
spring it returned home, seemingly stronger for the change; but the
thought of winter was too much for it, and in October it was ordered
south again.
For the next three years it was constantly trying different climates
and testing various diets. Though it was touch and go with it all
this time our faith was strong, our courage unshaken. June, 1908,
found it in the gravel-pit. It seemed our only hope....
And in the August of that year I went and stayed with the Atherleys.
. . . . . .
One morning at breakfast I challenged Miss Atherley to an immediate
game of tennis.
"Not directly after," said Mrs Atherley, "it's so bad for you.
Besides, we must just plant our flame-flower first."
I dropped my knife and fork and gazed at her open-mouthed.
"Plant your--WHAT?" I managed to say at last.
"Flame-flower. Do you know it? John brought one down last night--it
looks so pretty growing up anything."
"It won't take a moment," said Miss Atherley, "and then I'll beat
you."
"But--but you mustn't--you--you mustn't talk like THAT about it," I
stammered." Th-that's not the way to talk about a flame-flower."
"Why, what's wrong?"
"You're just going to plant it! Before you play tennis! It isn't
a--a BUTTERCUP! You can't do it like that."
"Oh, but do give us any hints--we shall be only too grateful."
"Hints! Just going to plant it!" I repeated, getting more and more
indignant. "I--I suppose Sir Christopher Wren s-said to his wife at
breakfast one morning, 'I've just got to design St Paul's Cathedral,
dear, and then I'll come and play tennis with you. If you can give
me any hints--'"
"Is it really so difficult?" asked Mrs Atherley. "We've seen lots of
it in Scotland."
"In Scotland, yes. Not in the South of England." I paused, and then
added, "WE have one."
"What soil is yours? Do you plant it very deep? Do they like a lot
of water?" These and other technical points were put to me at once.
"Those are mere details of horticulture," I said. "What I am
protesting against is the whole spirit in which you approach the
business--the light-hearted way in which you assume that you can
support a flame-flower. You have to be a very superior family indeed
to have a flame-flower growing in your garden."
They laughed. They thought I was joking.
"Well, we're going to plant it now, anyhow," said Miss Atherley.
"Come along and help us."
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