The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, Alice — John Shaqi
The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, AliceField, Eugene
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The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, Alice
Field, Eugene
Home ownership -- Fiction; Humorous stories
Alice has long recognized Mr. Denslow's merits as a man of business;
she, too, has what, in lieu of a better term, our New England people
call faculty. So it was natural that after having drunk deep (so to
speak) at the fountain of Mrs. Denslow's enthusiasm, we should turn for
serious advice and practical counsel to _Mr._ Denslow.
"This opportunity," said Mr. Denslow, "is one that comes only once in a
lifetime. You must not let it escape you. We should go at once to
Mrs. Schmittheimer and get her to sign an agreement to part with the
property upon the terms specified. In order to bind the agreement we
should pay her a small sum of money--oh, say one hundred dollars. The
receipt, in the form of an agreement or contract signed by her, will
bind the bargain in the contemplation of the law."
"But it is after dark already," said Alice. "Wouldn't it seem rather
burglarious to make a descent upon the old lady at this hour?"
"And what is more to the point," said I, "the detail (trifling as it
may appear) of planking down one hundred dollars is one which I happen
just at this moment to be unprepared to provide for."
"The matter should be closed at once," said Mr. Denslow. "In a deal of
this kind delay is too often disastrous. As for the one hundred
dollars, I will lend you that amount, for a small cash payment is
really necessary to bind the bargain."
My heart went out in gratitude to this noble gentleman. Never before
had I felt more keenly the value of neighborly friendship.
"As this business is to be transacted in Mrs. Baker's name," said Mr.
Denslow to me, "it would be better for you not to go with us to see
Mrs. Schmittheimer. The presence of too many strangers might make the
old lady shy of doing what we want her to do. See?"
Yes, I comprehended the intent of the suggestion, and I approved it.
While it was far from my desire to take any advantage of the Widow
Schmittheimer or of anybody else, I recognized the propriety of
conserving our own interests to the extent of suffering no rights of
our own to be either lost or jeoparded. So while Mr. Denslow and Alice
went upon their business mission I remained with Mrs. Denslow and her
interesting children and elucidated my theory of the ice-caps of the
planet Mars. In less than an hour Mr. Denslow and Alice returned and
exhibited with delight a receipt signed by Katherine Elizabeth
Schmittheimer, which receipt, I was glad to see, was practically a
contract to sell the property upon the terms specified in her original
talk with Alice.
"The terms are certainly exceptionally advantageous!" said Mr. Denslow.
"It will take some time--perhaps a week or ten days--to investigate the
title; when this detail is satisfactorily disposed of you can pay down
your one thousand dollars and take possession of the premises."
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