The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, AliceField, Eugene
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The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, Alice
Field, Eugene
Home ownership -- Fiction; Humorous stories
Pay down one thousand dollars? Ah, I had quite forgotten about that.
In my enthusiasm over the prospect of a home of our own, and in the
delirium induced by the delightful chatter about the paradise into
which that front lawn and that old rookery (as Adah called it) were to
be transformed, I had suffered all thought of the essential and
inevitable first payment of one thousand dollars to slip quite out of
my mind. Now this awful consideration, from which there could be no
escape, took complete and exclusive possession of me. Where in the
wide, wide world was I to get the one thousand dollars?
This was the question I put to Alice on the way home from the Denslows'
that memorable evening. Alice knew as well as I did that my salary was
sufficient only to cover the current expenses of the family. She knew
as well as I did that the royalties from my books the last year were as
follows:
"The Star Gamma in Leo and Its Satellite" . . . . . $1.60
"Mars and Its Ice-Caps" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .75
"Probable Depth of the Bottle-Neck Seas as
Indicated by the Spectroscope" . . . . . . . . . .30
"Logarithms for the Nursery" . . . . . . . . . . . . 1.15
"Alphabetical Catalogue of Binary Stars" . . . . . . .65
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Total $4.45
Alice knew, too, as well as I did, that the whole amount of money I
received from my lectures before the West Side Society for the
Diffusion of Knowledge did not exceed seventy dollars last year. She
knew all these things, and I told her so, and then I asked her where or
how she fancied we were going to raise the one thousand dollars for the
first payment on "our house." To my surprise, Alice was prepared--or
at least she seemed to be prepared for this question.
"Reuben," said she, "I remember having heard Mr. Black say one day
during his visit to us last summer that we ought to have a home, and
that if we ever decided to buy one he would try his best to help us."
Now that Alice spoke of it I, too, recalled that friendly remark of Mr.
Black's. A man who is drowning will catch at a straw. A man who has
bought a house with nothing to pay for it is also predisposed to
clutch. Our old friend Mr. Black now loomed up as my only sure
salvation.
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