The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, AliceField, Eugene
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The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, Alice
Field, Eugene
Home ownership -- Fiction; Humorous stories
But these delightful fancies did not interest Uncle Si, because they
did not concern him or his trade. So we compromised the matter by
appointing an hour that evening for Uncle Si to call and talk it all
over with Alice. This was, seemingly, the only way out of the dilemma.
All I knew was what I didn't want, or, rather, what _we_ didn't want.
Our many and long and earnest conversations with the neighbors had
determined numerous important points. We didn't want a roof like the
Baylors' roof; nor water-pipes like the Rushes'; nor backstairs like
the Tiltmans'; nor plastering like the Denslows'; nor dormer-windows
like the Carters'; nor a kitchen sink like the Plunkers'; nor smoky
chimneys like the Bollingers'; nor a skimpy little conservatory like
the Mayhews'--in fact, there were so many things we _didn't_ want that
it seemed to me that if Uncle Si had been moderately ingenious or had
given his imagination full rein, he might have guessed what we _did_
want, and so have gone ahead without fear of incurring our displeasure.
It was perhaps better, however, that, before undertaking his task,
Uncle Si should require some hint or intimation of what would be
expected of him. I am the last man in the world to discourage what is
ordinarily regarded and accepted as reasonable precaution against
embarrassment and adversity.
VI
I AM BESOUGHT TO BUY THINGS
Alice had her talk with Uncle Si and issued therefrom with the
conviction that Uncle Si was a paragon of integrity and carpentering
skill. As for Uncle Si, he must have gathered together a pretty fair
general idea of what Alice wanted, for he promised to return the next
day with plans and details and with an estimate of what the
contemplated improvements would cost.
Meanwhile another complication had arisen. The people to whom the
widow Schmittheimer had rented the lower part of the house declined to
vacate the premises unless we paid them a bonus of fifteen dollars.
Alice indignantly protested that we had no fifteen dollars to throw
away, and I recognized the truth of this proposition. Still, a visit
to the recalcitrant tenants convinced me that they were poor folk and
could ill afford to bear the expense of moving. Another circumstance
that made me feel rather kindly toward these people was that their name
was Mitchell, and, although they made no such claim, it pleased me to
fancy that they were of kin to that distinguished family which has
contributed so largely to the glory of native astronomical research.
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