The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, AliceField, Eugene
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The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, Alice
Field, Eugene
Home ownership -- Fiction; Humorous stories
Actuated, therefore, by the most honorable impulses, I gave these
people fifteen dollars which I borrowed for that purpose from my most
estimable neighbor, Mrs. Tiltman, upon the understanding that I should
pay it back when I heard from "The Sidereal Torch," to which
publication I had sent a carefully prepared essay on Encke's comet. In
this wise a matter which might have caused us much delay and vexation
was quickly and amicably disposed of. I did not tell Alice of what I
had done, for although Alice is (as I have already assured you) the
most amiable of her sex, she cannot brook what she regards as an
imposition, and this inclination to resent seeming overbearance in
others has not unfrequently put us to expense and involved us in
embarrassment.
Another episode which is still fresh in my memory I cannot forbear
relating. Alice came to me one day not long ago--it was perhaps three
weeks since--and insisted that I should attend to having the correct
name of the avenue in which we were to live put upon the lamp-posts at
the corners of that avenue. I could not guess what Alice meant until
she informed me that, although the name of that thoroughfare had by
ordinance of the City Council been changed from Mush Street to
Clarendon Avenue, the old name of Mush Street had (by a singular
inadvertence) been suffered to remain upon the lamp-posts along that
highway.
"The idea!" cried Alice, indignantly. "Do you suppose I would live
upon Mush Street? Do you suppose I ever would have bought that house
and lot if I had suspected even for a moment that they were not in
Clarendon Avenue? Mush Street is just horrid--everybody else thinks
so, and I know it! I won't have it Mush Street; it's Clarendon Avenue,
and I 'm going to have Clarendon Avenue engraved on my cards! Reuben,
you must see at once that the lamp-posts are changed."
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