The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, Alice — John Shaqi
The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, AliceField, Eugene
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The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, Alice
Field, Eugene
Home ownership -- Fiction; Humorous stories
I hastened to assure Mr. Rock that both Alice and I knew him to be
utterly incapable of any word or deed that could by any means be
misconstrued into an impertinence. We had known this amiable gentleman
for the period of twenty years. It was he who proposed me for
membership of the Lake Shore Society of Antiquarians, and it was he who
provided the means wherewith I published my first book, entitled "A
Critical View of the Causes of Eclamptic and Traumatic Idiocy."
This was at the time in my career when I supposed I had good reason to
believe that all human mental and physical ills are directly traceable
to the influence of the moon, which theory was suggested to me by the
discovery that cabbages thrive when planted in the first quarter of the
moon and invariably pine when planted in the full of the moon. I am
still more or less of a believer in this theory, and it is my purpose
to renew my investigations and experiments in this direction,
particularly so far as cabbages are involved, for I mean to have a
kitchen garden (with Alice's permission) as soon as we move into our
new place in Mush Street--pardon me, I mean Clarendon Avenue.
Belville Rock has always exhibited a friendly interest in me and my
welfare. He is president of a savings bank and is concerned in
numerous mercantile and speculative enterprises. He belongs to many
clubs and social organizations, and is president of the Sons of
Vermont, the Sons of New York, the Sons of Rhode Island, the Sons of
Michigan, and the other Sons who have effected formal organizations in
this city. He is treasurer of most of the current enterprises and he
is recognized as a leader of distinct influence in the several
political parties which control public affairs locally.
Mr. Rock commands the happy faculty of divorcing himself wholly from
business during those hours which he has dedicated to sociability. He
declines to discuss monetary matters outside his room at the bank. I
recall how, upon several occasions when I have approached him upon the
delicate subject of negotiating a trifling temporary loan, he has
dismissed the matter by reminding me that he had certain days which he
set apart for business of this character, and that at other times he
devoted himself exclusively to the consideration of other things.
I recall, too, that after persistent inquiry (having, possibly, selfish
ends in view), I learned from Cashier Bolton, who is Mr. Rock's
marble-hearted alter ego, that Mr. Rock's hours for the consideration
of all applications for personal accommodations were from 7.55 to 8
a.m., every other Thursday. This may strike the average person as a
unique singularity, but I find it easy to understand how a man so
numerously interested in affairs as Mr. Rock is should find it
imperative to regulate his business and social conduct with the most
methodical and most exacting system.
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