The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, AliceField, Eugene
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The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, Alice
Field, Eugene
Home ownership -- Fiction; Humorous stories
After that experience "our house" simmered and shrivelled down from the
Norman-Gothic to plain, everyday, fin-de-siecle architecture. We
concluded that we could get along with five rooms (although six would be
better), and we transferred our affections from that corner lot in the
avenue which had engaged our attention during the decadent-renaissance
phase of our enthusiasm to a modest point in Slocum's Addition, a
locality originally known as Slocum's Slough, but now advertised and
heralded by the press and rehabilitated in public opinion as Paradise
Park. This pleasing mania lasted about two years. Then it was forever
abated by the awful discovery that Paradise Park was the breeding spot of
typhoid fever, and, furthermore, that old man Slocum's title to the
property was defective in every essential particular.
Alice and I did not find it in our power either to overlook or to combat
these trifling objections; with unabated optimism we cast our eyes
elsewhere, and within a month we found another delectable biding
place--this time some distance from the city--in fact, in one of the new
and booming suburbs. Elmdale was then new to fame. I suppose they
called it Elmdale because it had neither an elm nor a dale. It was
fourteen miles from town, but its railroad transportation facilities were
unique. The five-o'clock milk-train took passengers in to business every
morning, and the eight-o'clock accommodation brought them home again
every evening; moreover, the noon freight stopped at Elmdale to take up
passengers every other Wednesday, and it was the practice of every other
train to whistle and to slack up in speed to thirty miles an hour while
passing through this promising suburb.
I did not care particularly for Elmdale, but Alice took a mighty fancy to
it. Our twin boys (Galileo and Herschel, named after the astronomers of
blessed memory!) were now three years old, and Alice insisted that they
required the pure air and the wholesome freedom of rural life. Galileo
had, in fact, never quite been himself since he swallowed the pincushion.
We did not go to Elmdale at once; we never went there. Elmdale was
simply another one of those curious phases in which our dream of a home
abounded. With the Elmdale phase "our house" underwent another change.
But this was natural enough. You see that in none of our other plans had
we contemplated the possibility of a growing family. Now we had two
uproarious boys, and their coming had naturally put us into pleasing
doubt as to what similar emergencies might transpire in the future. So
our five-room cottage had acquired (in our minds) two more rooms--seven
altogether--and numerous little changes in the plans and decorations of
"our house" had gradually been evolved.
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